"Now look here, gentlemen. I know I've been managing you for only a couple of weeks, but the atmosphere is simply too stiff. Every time I try to get ahold of one of you, you escape into the men's room. I've half a mind to set up my office there! I have an asset or two that could really energize this team. All I need is for you to let me in on your thing. I can give it due attention. With my expertise, there will be a happy ending.

In summary: We must come together. Now!"

Her weighty words were punctuated by insistent jiggling.