Pirate Captain Andrew Cleese at your service, matey. Now be a good gent and hand over the gold before I'm forced to 'service' your guts to the sharks.

(Picture taken at a "Talk Like a Pirate Day" Party last month- the photographer finally remembered to send it! It was muddy, which is why I've got my tail draped over my rapier, and the foam dagger was to fend off a very energetic six-year-old.)