I'm pretty sure we have one.
Punch them in the face.

stuffing one's sock into their mouth is a wonderfully easy method to shutting them up. also the alien's face of irritation is win..

Oh! Sock! I miread that the first time.

x3 oh lol.

I know why aliens doesn't come to visit us. They just hate way how we try to communicate with them. And they also hates how hard we try to find them. How you would feel when there is someone who sends you all the time retarded messages and is always yelling "WHERE YOU ARE?! COME HERE! I AM HERE! PLZ PLZ COME TO VISIT ME PLZ PLZ LOOK AT MEH! I AM HERE!!1 WHERE UAREE??!!!!111" They just hates us (says user of seti @ home)

*Laughs* What? Did giving people the middle finger finally get phased out?

ba weep grana weep nini bon? (or however the fuck it goes)