((I got this adorable gift from  drakerogers which was probably inspired from the stripper pole photo of fursuit Hossie from the fantastic Dead Horse Party at MFF 2010.))

There's this brass pole at the local tavern that's really fun to swing around on. Ah just like wrappin' my paws around its cool metal and bein' silly. Sometimes I look down and there's some dollars in my pockets!

So I think it's a lucky pole and I swing around on it ever' chance I git!