God, my titles are getting more and more obscure. Anyways, poor Scotch. He'd forgotten that this day, of all days, is when all griffins have to be on their guard against the blue ball of cute evil that is  penn. Ah well, could be worse. His parents could have given him the first name Butter.

Art by  kokuhane who deserves extra praise for getting this done to a deadline despite college. Happy birthday (I think) Penn!