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posted 14 years ago Digital Artist

I cannot tell you what to do. Wouldn't dream of it.

But I can offer some opinions that may be helpful.

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Kayla-La ∞kayla-la

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Listening to: Corn
Mood: Farts

Furlock ~furlock

Watcher

14 years ago

If I could have that as my profile information, I totally would.

Blackgnosis ~blackgnosis

14 years ago

I loled.

Shennanigma ~10eleven

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Listening to: Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker
Mood: HA HA HA LOOK AT HELMAROC KING'S DOODLE IT'S SO SILLY

kyobekutanaga ~kyobekutanaga

Art Whore

14 years ago

haha. oh, those are completely normal journals! ._.

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

14 years ago

This is true.

RelaxingDragon1 ~relaxingdragon1

Art Whore

14 years ago

Jonah, time to quit messing around with the duct tape. God gave us staples for a reason.

Tim_Kangaroo ~timkangaroo

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

That reminds me of an article I read many years ago titled, "Scrotum Self-Repair."

RelaxingDragon1 ~relaxingdragon1

Art Whore

14 years ago

It gave the expression "Nut up or shut up" a slightly different meaning.

Frenor ~frenor

Art Whore

14 years ago

No joke you need to start a t shirt line on this except change the theme to Facebook posts or something an just print money.

SabahAA ~sabahaa

Watcher

14 years ago

that whale can't catch a break...

Frostbyte ~riotgearepsilon

Majestic Forest Idiot

14 years ago

YES

WHALE PUNS!

DJ_Galven ~djgalven

Writer

14 years ago

I get the implied 'Fail Whale' thing here, and I dig it. I dig it loads. :3

Mitsozuka ~mitsozuka

Writer

14 years ago

Yeah pretty much this. xD

Komari_Azuul ~komariazuul

Freshly Baked Pan-de-Komari

14 years ago

Crack mess? :x

EdwardSebastian ~edwardsebastian

Musician

14 years ago

Hahaha what's frightening is how many of those I see on a regular basis!

I need to seriously think about culling my watches,

foxbyte ~foxbyte

Capital B

14 years ago

What rhymes with blackness? 'Don't fucking post this.'

SherriMayim ~sherrimayim

Kinky Writer / Paw Enthusiast

14 years ago

Kind of looks like wailord from Pokemon o.o

Benchilla !benchilla

Writer

14 years ago

Soooomehow, I think that was the point.

nickthemoonwolf ~nickthemoonwolf

Writer

14 years ago

I wonder what the specs on his laptop are.

Benchilla !benchilla

Writer

14 years ago

The first word I thought of that rhymes with blackness is "whackness". I can just tell that'd be the best poem ever.

technicolor_pie ~technicolorpie

Digital Artist

14 years ago

all this whackness
causes me blackness

Comment hidden by its owner

Benchilla !benchilla

Writer

14 years ago

getting beat up on the playground,
while Dirty Pie gives me the business

*snap snap*

Byte Fantail ~sillydraco

The Silly One

14 years ago

duct tape heals all

Vorthon ~vorthon

Watcher

14 years ago

Except for the horrible mental scarring caused by seeing things which aren't meant to be seen. :P

monkeyxflash ~monkeyxflash

Digital Artist

14 years ago

That's why you put the Duct tape over your eyes first. :P

CngDelta757 ~cngdelta757

Fursuiter

14 years ago

Is it wrong if I think of flapjack when I see this? :S

Phsuke ~phsuke

Watcher

14 years ago

I love your social commentary comics :'D

technicolor_pie ~technicolorpie

Digital Artist

14 years ago

I NEVER SHUT UP

Urulai ~urulai

Artist & Writer

14 years ago

I am glad to know I am not the only who thought there where some unusual journals around here...

RedAsTheFire ~ottolinefan29

Writer

14 years ago

The fourth panel made my night LOL

Roo ~roo

14 years ago

oh but didnt you know? everyone on the internet is a doctor and did the same classes as Oprah and Montel Williams.

Waccoon ~waccoon

Hauptbär Dummkopf

14 years ago

Looks like this whale... jumped the shark. YEAH.

I wonder how a whale would hang itself underwater.

Naes_BlackWolf ~naesblackwolf

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

but wait, HE'S TYPING WITH HIS LEFT FLIPPER D: also it's probably leprosy.

Sin. ~sin.

Digital Artist

14 years ago

It's Lupis.

Syrue ~syrue

Watcher

14 years ago

But it NEVER Lupis.

Sin. ~sin.

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Yes. Someone got this joke.

I kid you not someone bitched me out because I was 'stupid thinking it was Lupis'.

Syrue ~syrue

Watcher

14 years ago

Wow thats....kind of sad.

Digitalpotato ~digitalpotato

Writer

14 years ago

I just dropped an axe that severed my arm but I got it reattached by a group of 13 year old nurses after getting lice (that's still in my hair mind you. :P ) and having them for years and....wait why does that seem familiar? :V

BiggKatt ~biggkatt

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Jesuschrist! That sounds like a typical evening on /b/

mitti ~mitti

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Oh my god, some of these I have been a might tempted to write.
I'm not gonna say which.

Dragonmaw ~dragonmaw

kungic communist agitator

14 years ago

i punched a wall and the axe fell off the wall and cut off my arm and i was so mad tha ti punched the wall again and broke my knuckles and the nurse is typing this for me from my hospital bed

Scathe ~scathe

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Orange. Orange rhymes with everything.

RoyGBiv_MLP ~roygbivmlp

Watcher

14 years ago

...Or DA Journal.

Wakboth ~wakboth

Writer

14 years ago

The fact that you named him "Jonah" makes me giggle.

Skirtandzy1 ~skirtandzy1

Fursuiter

14 years ago

Should I feel bad that I can read this and recognize most of the drama these came from?
Although, I do see a few people above also expressing that as well.

SeaweedPrincess ~seaweedprincess

PrOn Artist

14 years ago

I like that it's a whale.

A barely anthropomorphic whale.

Jero ~jero

Writer

14 years ago

Got a genuine chortle outta me.

Littlepip ~makoru

Wasteland Pony

14 years ago

Next Wailmer I catch I'm namin' Jonah. And his moveset will be Growl, Amnesia, Facade and Frustration.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

14 years ago

Toay_K ~toayk

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

I also think Rant journals about other furry shit that annoys you is pathetic
BRONIES RADDA RADDA
FAT FURS RADDA RADDA
THIS MONTHS FA BANNER RADDA RADDA

Toay_K ~toayk

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

I just don't let it bother me and I am 2 years Drama free
:D

Nyar ~nyar

Absolutely Disgusting

14 years ago

First panel forever.

Mondegreen ~mondegreen

Lo-fi cartoonist

14 years ago

My favourite is asking for medical advice on the internet (while bleeding to death)

JD-W ~jd-w

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Well what IF my flipper does fall off? WHAT THEN!?

Dinobutts ~dinobutts

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

Turn to the experts at Yahoo! Answers.

top_dog ~topdog

Cartoonist

14 years ago

Oh god, so many times I've seen people post on FA about their illnesses and what it could be. I do like though that all the comments usually beging or end in "SEE A GODDAMN DOCTOR"

SilverTop ~silvertop

Watcher

14 years ago

Reminds me of this for some reason...

http://imgur.com/gallery/TpoGJ

Jackal_Hound ~jackalhound

Writer

14 years ago

I'm not going to go through the comments and check, but am I the first person to notice the irony behind a "whale" named "Jonah?"

Liberty ~liberty

Digital Artist

14 years ago

The funny part is that this can be applied to just about anywhere (DeviantArt's Today page, I'm looking at _you_).

FrogsBreath ~frogsbreath

Digital Artist

14 years ago

I've got one for you.

"Hey guys, my dog has this massive tumor growing out of her face, she's been throwing up blood for two weeks and I think she may be pregnant again. I don't have any money to take her to a vet, so I'm taking commissions."

Sin. ~sin.

Digital Artist

14 years ago

^This oh my god...

27Metaldragon ~27metaldragon

World Builder

14 years ago

Hmm...good use of a fail whale...*nods*

andros80 ~andros80

Art Whore

14 years ago

"Is it legal to keep a small pony in your house as a pet like a dog?"

"I want a girlfriend who likes ponies, how do?"

"Would you suck a pony/zebra cock while dressed as a girl?"

"How long is the natural estrus cycle for horses?"

Tzologeist ~tzologeist

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

My life is horrible, why aren't people I never met before NOT helping???

Pantsuneko ~pantsuneko

Wiggely Rudder Butt

14 years ago

Funny because it's true. XD
This is why there shouldn't be journal systems on art spaces period. (Or at least the option to turn off certain ones.)

BlueMelon ~bluemelon

Watcher

14 years ago

I hear Panel 3 all the time.

When, and where did you hear Panels 1, 2, and 4? You have some strange people you watch

Ruwrak ~ruwrak

Talentless Hack

14 years ago

Ah yeah... #1..

We had so much fun.
Myeah. . .

Actually, no.

Cyriljackal ~cyriljackal

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

I have read the originals of all these journals on FA. Pity the jackal.

Ghost07 ~ghost07

Writer

14 years ago

You should re-title this 'Shit You Probably Shouldn't post in ANY journal or blog.' *nod* Its amazing the amount of asswhining I catch from heartbroken morons, the whole of sites like facebook which seem to collect idiot teens that post things with out thinking... my god what an uncivilized civilization we have here :/

Nequ - TF Writer ~nequ

Writer

14 years ago

RE that last one: there was a post on 4chan's /tg/ about some guy who accidentally glued Warhammer 40,000 pieces to his dick.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.c.....chive/4956404/

NSFW, natch. There's at least one picture.

ReeseBlackmoon ~reeseblackmoon

Writer

14 years ago

This is awesome. The last panel is my favorite.

Mister-Sir ~mister-sir

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Wailmer from Pokemon.

Majorra ~majorra

Digital Artist

14 years ago

If only you could unsubscribe to journals 3:

Aquacoon ~aquacoon

PrOn Artist

14 years ago

Is he reading or writing these posts? If it's the latter, he's a total liar, I can see his flipper is totally fine! >:C

technicolor_pie ~technicolorpie

Digital Artist

14 years ago

I meant to say it was his back fin, but I guess my brain typed something else.

HappyDingo ~happydingo

Art Whore

14 years ago

Poor Wailmer. ;c

;P

Readasaur ~readasaur

Art Whore

14 years ago

YEP.
I recall regretting my post-breakup journal, though I happily only humiliated myself, not him.

FinalGamerJames ~cxulubcah

Dumbwriter

14 years ago

Stupid failwhale XD

kyokittychan ~kyokittychan

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

More Wailmer Insights

MoonlightUmbry ~ramsusxiii

Writer

14 years ago

I love DIRE emergency situation that people feel the need to post about them on the net first. GUYS I LOST AN ARM I HAVE BLOOD SPEWING EVERYWHERE SHOULD I CALL 911 WHAT SHOULD I DO IT'S HARD TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND HELP!

monkeyxflash ~monkeyxflash

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Ah, the internet...The solution to and cause of all of life's problems....Also the place where you MUST explain every little detail of what happened. XD

straycat_74 ~straycat74

bum

14 years ago

I'm not judgmental, but I am Highly Opinionated

MookCat ~mookcat

Remixer

14 years ago

My chapstick of blackness
soothes the cracked lips

MookCat ~mookcat

Remixer

14 years ago

Okay, that's slant ryhyme AT BEST

pj wolf ~pyrostinger

Writer

14 years ago

Costarring orange brand computers.

BanditRingtail ~banditringtail

Writer

14 years ago

That last one is not a subject for a journal.

It's the subject for an IRC channel. =P Duh.

stokerbramwell ~stokerbramwell

Watcher

14 years ago

Jonah the Cautionary Whale is my new favorite character.

Laciful ~laciful

Art Whore

14 years ago

I actually remember this journal xD

Wobblegong ~wobblegong

Snoozing Lurker

14 years ago

I feel like I really need to leave comments for anything I favorite this hard, but I just keep coming back to sad, resigned laughter.

THIS is what the site banner needs to be. Forget those silly cursewords and bronies. FA needs something educational, CLEARLY.

Zinn ~zinn

Digital Artist

14 years ago

It took me a while to realise but the white sectioned underbelly of his, is actually just that, I thought it was this massive pissed of grin, and I'm actually looking at his teeth. (Although Whales don't have teeth but some array of fibre.)

Chi_Mangetsu ~chimangetsu

Writer

14 years ago

OMGILU

Papi_the_Fox ~papithefox

Musician

14 years ago

...this is amazing.

iKerochu ~ikerochu

Puppo

14 years ago

DFSDKFJSKLFS

MY JOURNAL

Jake_Lion ~jakelion

Drawtalker

14 years ago

ere'body's got woe.

show ya woe, bro

but what if it's a decent poem?

CaptainShoddy ~captainshoddy

Photographer

14 years ago

>submission
>icon
PERFECTO

AlexInsane ~alexinsane

Photographer

14 years ago

Trying to find a word that rhymes with blackness is bad, but not as bad as finding a word that rhymes with kumquat.

kyokittychan ~kyokittychan

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

All this time I thought that was a Wailord... just another whale isn't it?

technicolor_pie ~technicolorpie

Digital Artist

14 years ago

Yup!

kyokittychan ~kyokittychan

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

Don't you mean. "eeeyup"

EverboundVenvel ~everboundvenvel

Art Whore

13 years ago

Christ this is so sadly true. Though, you did forget weed smoking. I can't count how many journals I've read where people brag about their marijuana habits. Nothing against mj personally, but again with the lack of discretion.

True_Neutral ~trueneutral

Looming Lynx

13 years ago

This contains so much win!

TheBigMansini ~thebigmansini

Tongue/Footy-Fetish Pr0n Artist

13 years ago

lolzenge

madman12000 ~madman12000

Watcher

13 years ago

I know a word that rhymes with blackness - stfu, emo.

Tatta ~tatta

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

a rhyme for "blackness" is "tactless" which is how this whale is being.......

wow....... a year after the last comment, and I decide to comment XDDDD

Kit ~aurabeedit

🟩Buff Cat ▪ Artist🟩

12 years ago

attention whores and drama queens everwhere on FA :D

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