
This is the poster that everyone ignored & as a result I couldn't do my Masquerade act -
which would have been me reciting Blake's "The Tyger" in a melodramatic, Shatneresque manner, while a tiger stood behind me, listening. Then, at the end after I took my bow I'd glance at the tiger - who'd proceed to claw me to shreds while I screamed in agony. (Then he'd take his bow.)
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which would have been me reciting Blake's "The Tyger" in a melodramatic, Shatneresque manner, while a tiger stood behind me, listening. Then, at the end after I took my bow I'd glance at the tiger - who'd proceed to claw me to shreds while I screamed in agony. (Then he'd take his bow.)
More FurFright pix to come...
Category All / All
Species Tiger
Size 472 x 600px
File Size 44 kB
A magician has a tiger as a stage assistant for other transformations (well, rabbit transformations - that's the only one the magician seems to be able to do). The tiger, tired of routinely being changed into a striped rabbit, is on strike until the magician either learns to change him into something that's not prey or starts feeding him filet mignon - whichever comes first.
In desperation, the magician starts advertising for a new tiger assistant, even if he needs to make one. So, he posts around the city, sure at least one person will volunteer. He can afford the pay, and is fairly sure he'll be able to work the reverse spell.
Enter one out of work, desperate guy who is willing to do it. He figures he's going to be in a tiger suit or something and work is work. He blows off the magician saying he's going to magically transform the guy into a tiger - isn't that what they all say? And then is rather shocked when he sees it actually happening!
Of course, the magician explains it's only temporary and he should be able to be human again after the show is over. Of course, things don't quite work out as planned and a comical sequence of transformations ensues, leading to the two tigers standing proudly as anthros on stage and the magician is changed into something cute and fluffy. The tigers bow before the wild applause of the audience and remark that it since only the magician was incompetent with the wand, they ought to take their new act on the road.
In desperation, the magician starts advertising for a new tiger assistant, even if he needs to make one. So, he posts around the city, sure at least one person will volunteer. He can afford the pay, and is fairly sure he'll be able to work the reverse spell.
Enter one out of work, desperate guy who is willing to do it. He figures he's going to be in a tiger suit or something and work is work. He blows off the magician saying he's going to magically transform the guy into a tiger - isn't that what they all say? And then is rather shocked when he sees it actually happening!
Of course, the magician explains it's only temporary and he should be able to be human again after the show is over. Of course, things don't quite work out as planned and a comical sequence of transformations ensues, leading to the two tigers standing proudly as anthros on stage and the magician is changed into something cute and fluffy. The tigers bow before the wild applause of the audience and remark that it since only the magician was incompetent with the wand, they ought to take their new act on the road.
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