Ladies and gentlemen.. I give you..

IAN!

This my dear gathered masses is my brother when he.. at some point stole time on my old computer to make this. Why? Because he's a friggen' loon. This is also pretty damn old but I'm sharing it because I'm fairly certain at SOME point that Ian will become the next great 'web thing'.
At least, according to him.
In the meantime, bask in the glory that is.. STICK!