Everyone makes fun of me! Waaahhhhhhh!
MFF is coming up again soon *sigh*. It would be my favorite con, if I had a favorite convention. But, every single con I have ever been to has pretty much been the same as every other con. That is: awful, horrible and depressing and that's not even counting the ones that just plain sucked! I always start out heading for Furry cons thinking I'm actually going to have fun for a change, but soon enough I find myself wishing I'd never set hoof in the door! Everywhere I go people see me and yell "Go away, Drama Llama!" "We don't like your kind, Drama Llama" or, worst of all "Give me a HUG, Drama Llama! You just need a hug!" YUCK! It's so embarrassing to be ridiculed everywhere I go and people HARSH ON ME just for being who I am! All I want is to get along and not be any trouble to anyone...just as long as they are OK with loaning me some money for artwork, or letting me crash in their room for free or giving me unlimited access to their booze! I mean, that's not very demanding of me, is it?
MFF is coming up again soon *sigh*. It would be my favorite con, if I had a favorite convention. But, every single con I have ever been to has pretty much been the same as every other con. That is: awful, horrible and depressing and that's not even counting the ones that just plain sucked! I always start out heading for Furry cons thinking I'm actually going to have fun for a change, but soon enough I find myself wishing I'd never set hoof in the door! Everywhere I go people see me and yell "Go away, Drama Llama!" "We don't like your kind, Drama Llama" or, worst of all "Give me a HUG, Drama Llama! You just need a hug!" YUCK! It's so embarrassing to be ridiculed everywhere I go and people HARSH ON ME just for being who I am! All I want is to get along and not be any trouble to anyone...just as long as they are OK with loaning me some money for artwork, or letting me crash in their room for free or giving me unlimited access to their booze! I mean, that's not very demanding of me, is it?
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What is this thing you refer to as a 'friend'? Drama Llamas never really get to have one of those, although there is actually an Emo Emu- his name is EmoBurd and you can find his FA here (but don't tell him I sent you there or he'll try to talk to me again- he's even more depressing to be around than I am!) http://www.furaffinity.net/user/emoburd/
I have an idea, hehe. Become a furry suicide counselor. You could tell stories of your hard life so furs will be inspired. Or, get them so depressed that they off themselves immediately. Just joking.
Quote--my life was so bad, my mother tried to trade me for a cashmere sweater.
Just joking. Seriously, you have a good sense oh humor, you should be a comedian.
Quote--my life was so bad, my mother tried to trade me for a cashmere sweater.
Just joking. Seriously, you have a good sense oh humor, you should be a comedian.
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