Wow, I'm so sorry :/

I knew getting citizenship here was hard, but not that hard.

Hearing from my canadian friend, who tried to get one, they just ran him in circles. LITERALLY telling him to go back to the person he was just at, who would tell him to go back to them, then back and forth back and forth. For like, three months of going there every day and week.

Makes me hate where I live sometimes, but you gotta take good with bad I suppose. I hope things are at least doing well now, yah? D: >

And THEN....Karno made a California Porno Film Connection.....

That guy must've been a complete douchebag.

yeah us immigration laws need a serious overhaul, just ask the latio community....

Yes, it's funny how people who break the law want it to change, maybe we need to streamline the law, but not to benefit illegals, just to make their treatment more sensible, IE streamline deportation AND temporary work visa program.

what i meant was it's too hard to become a citizen legally hence the illegal problem we are facing.... many people are forced to wait years in what ever shit hole they want to leave before someone even gets to look at their application.

You're right, if its too long a wait to do something, you should just steal it. I can't afford to buy a new car until 2013, but I want it now, I have a gun, I'll just take someones car, that wouldn't be wrong would it?

Those girls can be frustrating, I know since my stepdad's family is. But they can still be fun if they don't have to much suger beforehand.

Meant to put stepdad's family is Jewish

Yes, clearly sugar affects young Jewish girls different than young Gentiles.

Tell me about it. The boys are worse! A pack of them and a bar of chocolate will leave ya crying for YOUR mom.

I was being sarcastic.

Or are you being sarcastic to yourself?... Yeah. Think on that. But not to long of course.

I was being sarcastic when I said that clearly sugar affects Jewish girls differently than Gentiles, implying that getting frustrating behavior from young people who have had a lot of sugar is pretty much bog standard for human children.

Bee-tee-dub, My family and I are all Jews, all of whom attended sleep away camp as children.

Cool! What was the name? Some of my sisters went one a lot (step-dad's girls) and assisted at one in downtown Hollywood. That's like DOUBLE the chances. :P

This would have been in upstate PA. I kinda doubt they'd gone to the same area from CA, and I'm pretty extreme about keeping my real name to myself, though I do thank you for the interest.

So, you went to college in the US? What did you get your education in? And these comics of yours read like a particularly difficult life.

Summer camp kids sound like my grade school class... I was the only one semi-awake for the teacher... Who was also in the same mental state.

If it wasn't in the Teacher's Edition, and if you tried to correct the Teacher's Edition...

Ahhhh yes, the J-1, that brings back fond memories of summers in my youth.

You present your past with great humor.

Where in NH was this camp? Or perhaps I should ask 'what lake was it on' as most of the NH camps are too far from town centers to be thought of as being 'in' a municipality. And 'White Mountains' is not very specific.

television is how I learned to announce. I can do anyone from howard cocell to jon lafontaine.

Ah, yes, back in the day when an ordinary guy who wasn't a corporation could get a table at San D.