The following paragraph is intended for Boneitis Customers only.

It's a free con prices sheet. We're giving you prices. It's free. We're giving you a price. It's prices, free. It's a free price sheet for you guys. These are free prices. Well ya gotta bring your eyes but the prices are free. Six options, no rugs. It's free! You can buy a commission from me at MFF we got you the prices sheet. It's a multi-tiered menu, it's free, it's got some notes on the side. I'm not carrying this around all day it's for your commission! Free prices sheet I'll pee my pants. Guys come look at this damn sheet. It's a free sheet. Guys I do commissions. Guys does it get any better than this! The sheet is free! Guys! The sheet is free! Guys it's free to fucking look.

*Beckons you closer and whispers almost seductively*
"It's a free pricing sheet."
*draws head into neck and smirks*