So, when confronted with one, I usually have a bunch of sharpies and I find a reasonably well-lit place to start drawing on anything or anyone. I accept tips and boose.

This I drew on myself, upside down.

This also sort of explains why there's a "Cptn." in my name. I sort of captain a steampunk submarine called The Infamous Albatross. We're a merchant vessel attending various cons and events (Cyphan, Belegarth, and MFF so far) as a vehicle for War Paint Artisans and the good people that suport them -er- us...as I'm one of them too. ArrowTibbs is my fiance, better half, second in command, and usually the quartermaster. sssage served as Merchant Captain at MFF while explorerfam was our awesome quartermaster. thisfox is our guard captain currently on an indefinite away mission...and the other two members of our crew aren't on FA but they are awesome nonetheless.

We will likely be drafting cloudstarfox at the next available opportunity.