Nothing bad ever happens in my stories.

Oh man, I like where this is going.

Her boyfriend has a bad case of the rapeface.

Oh wow, he does.

D: tiny deer noooo

It's not over yet!

suddenly, as the periscope navigator confirms the target, the submarine bursts through the soil and settles, giving the two unwary youths the ability to react as expected, and out of the lid pops what can only be the captain, a deer with not so much a chest but a mountainous valley beautifully portrayed along the front of his body, stretching and flexing the quivering mountaintops as he grins down at the young girldeer and announces his intentions to show her what it is like to have a fiery adventure with a REAL buck, tossing his long golden hair back and... well, getting it caught in his antlers but it still somehow looks graceful? at least he tries to pass it off as gracefully as he can, which turns out he can graceful a heck of a lot.

You realize this is a sequence of images in order, right?

it's all about the pacing

She's just uncomfortable because she has to be wearing clothes again.

Clothes are the oppressive shackles of society

Her titsling chafes.

Oh god it's like Bamby but furry

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