Hi, Eric Richards here on the Gainer Shopping Network with a new innovation in Feeding Technology. You love feeding but there's no time for it, Well now there is! With the Fatech Portable Feeder you can feed anywhere any time. Simply Open the top and put all your favorite food in it and insert the hose in your mouth or throat. The Fatech Portable Feeder can fit 200 times it's size into it, You can fit everything into it: Your cakes, your pies, your turkey, even a few brewskies; everything. The Fatech Portable Feeder utilizes Spacial Compression technology that compresses food down to a paper thin pancake.
Other portable feeders are large and don't have much pressure. The Fatech Portable Feeder has three settings, Slow, Medium, and Fast. Weather you wanna put on a few pounds or Go Immobile this will help. If you think you can't afford this then think again, because we are giving this away for the low price of fifty dollars. Order now and get a free mouth clamp. Thats the Fatech Portable Feeder and the mouth clamp for fifty dollars, But wait, there's more ,order in the next fifteen minutes and well give you a receipt for a mobility scooter. That's right! The Fatech Portable Feeder, The Mouth Clamp, and the Mobility Scooter all for Fifty dollars!
I'm Eric Richards and this is the Gainer Shopping Network!
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