MilkyNoodles
Your name is ZOLTAC TAQUEL and you are 7 SWEEPS OLD.

You quite noticably have PURPLE BLOOD, this is great as PURPLE is the BEST colour, so you wear a lot of it. You don't really believe in the official hemospectrum. You find Purple the highest, with Blue and Red equalling just below, and everything else falls beneath the awesome that is purple.

You enjoy PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION and hunting down GHOSTS and DEMONS. You hate all ghosts and think they should be put to rest and stop bothering the living. You take your job VERY seriously. On the side you also COLLECT BEANIE LIZARDS, your favourite one, being purple of course comes along with you everywhere. His name is BOOTY and his safety is your number one concern.

You are quite IMMATURE and HYPERACTIVE for a troll of your age and do not like listening to details, you prefer action and ADVENTURE here and now. Despite this nature, you have a problem with NARCOLEPSY. You are in complete denial about this however, you have no sleep problems and people are stupid for thinking so, but just to be safe, you drink HOT TEA which seems to help.

You live next to the OCEAN under a CLIFF prone to AVALANCHES in your STONE HIVE. Your lusus, a GIANT LIZARD needs these brisk conditions to survive. Due to this you have to wrap up warm in your awesome purple GLOVES and SCARF. You don't get many visitor, however FLARPERS enjoy damaging your home and playing nearby due to the conditions and location. You HATE flarpers, which is why you're happy to feed their dead bodies to your lusus when they go and kill themselves. It works for you and cleans up the area.

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Your name is MORGAN NHETMA and you are 8.38 SWEEPS OLD.

Your blood is somewhere between JADE GREEN and TEAL, which not only is an ugly color, but may hint at someone in your lineage gettin' jiggy with it with many different partners. You most likely were a SURPRISE. You are also an IDENTICAL TWIN, which probably devastated your mother both mentally and physically. Her blood is the same color as yours, although she was born THE DAY AFTER you were. This is due to a long, agonizing CESAREAN-SECTION.

You enjoy DRAWING, although you don't think you are any good at it, and you often NEGLECT YOUR SCHOOLWORK in favor of making cartoons. You also fancy yourself a bit of a POET, though you have a great deal of difficulty showing your work to others due to your DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING AND REVEALING EMOTIONS and LARGE EGO. This makes sense, as your God Tier is the ROGUE OF PRIDE, and you love the works of elitist bitch AYN RAND. Your secondary interests include PHILOSOPHY, EVOLUTIONARY BIOLOGY, PROGRESSIVE ROCK, THE THEATER, BIG BAND AND SWING MUSIC, PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, ROLEPLAYING, and CARTOON GHOSTS.

While you appear stoic and anal to your contemporaries, the inside of your mind looks like THE COVER OF A YES ALBUM. When your interest is piqued through discussion of one of your favorite subjects, you become quite excited and extremely CHATTY. The majority of your socializing takes place on a COMPUTER, as you view it as an open forum in which no one can talk over your MEEK VOICE and CUT YOU OFF. You get hell from your peers and relatives because you are perpetually SCOWLING, and you often wonder if this is what is scaring all of your potential chums away. You then tell yourself that you don't need anyone in your life, and you listen to Moves Like Jagger, Baby Got Back, and various jerkin' songs which you are far too pasty and self-conscious to dance to your favorite song, I AM A ROCK, for its relatability and artistic merit.

You live in the DEEP WOODS in your TREECASTLE, as you and your GIANT WEENIE DOG lusus prefer to be far away from others, and you enjoy the scent of OFF! SKINTASTIC MOSQUITO SPRAY. In your solitude, you like to SPEAK IN A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT ACCENTS and WRITE DISCOURSES that no one will ever read. You, unlike your sister  Commander-Worthless, will never get laid.