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. . . but now I'm not sure I'll ever get off this box.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
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Size 1049 x 603px
File Size 163 kB
*Glances at own tail and waggles it*
Mine is not cute. Or fluffy. It's just kind of there. Great for balance, but simply can't be exploited like yours.
*Peers at the sign*
Raised the price, it seems. And yet people /still/ are willing to do what it takes. Your tail is awesomely leet. I'll bet you could single handedly stop a rampaging army simply by setting up shop.
*Weighs the options*
Cute tail, my tail. Cute tail, my tail. Eh, I think I'll just keep my own, thank you, wouldn't want your problem.
*Wanders off to the back of the line, reaching for his wallet*
Hehehe. Cute and fluffy. Can't beat that.
^_^
Mine is not cute. Or fluffy. It's just kind of there. Great for balance, but simply can't be exploited like yours.
*Peers at the sign*
Raised the price, it seems. And yet people /still/ are willing to do what it takes. Your tail is awesomely leet. I'll bet you could single handedly stop a rampaging army simply by setting up shop.
*Weighs the options*
Cute tail, my tail. Cute tail, my tail. Eh, I think I'll just keep my own, thank you, wouldn't want your problem.
*Wanders off to the back of the line, reaching for his wallet*
Hehehe. Cute and fluffy. Can't beat that.
^_^
I didn't think of that. *Peers at his tail in a new light*
True. I will admit that while floofy tails are great for hugging, muscle tails have their own charm. I mean, they're all *long* and *hard* and stuff, and I find that they compliment rear shots a bit better than either short canine tails or longer fluffier ones (for me, anyways).
They're decently prehensile, too. *winks*
But despite your very swaying words, I will not give up my place in line. So there. :P
^_^
True. I will admit that while floofy tails are great for hugging, muscle tails have their own charm. I mean, they're all *long* and *hard* and stuff, and I find that they compliment rear shots a bit better than either short canine tails or longer fluffier ones (for me, anyways).
They're decently prehensile, too. *winks*
But despite your very swaying words, I will not give up my place in line. So there. :P
^_^
You know... cute as it might be, I see you noticed the obvious draw back to this idea.
With the money you've made, why not open up a new shop and just sell giant sized fluffy tail plushies instead. People will have their own snuggle toy instead of having to keep coming to you for it. ^.~
-thinks about it- though seeing people wandering around holding onto giant sized tails of their own might seem a tad odd.... bet ya a couple of them would make a nice snuggly bed. Heee!
With the money you've made, why not open up a new shop and just sell giant sized fluffy tail plushies instead. People will have their own snuggle toy instead of having to keep coming to you for it. ^.~
-thinks about it- though seeing people wandering around holding onto giant sized tails of their own might seem a tad odd.... bet ya a couple of them would make a nice snuggly bed. Heee!
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