Perfect.

Now that you mention it, it seems awfully suspicious... XD

I used to be an arrow like you, until I took an adventurer to the knee.

M'aiq used to be an Argonian then...M'aiq became furry

OMG you totally read my mind, I was thinking the something similar after hearing 3 or 4 guards in a row say that XD

Also that advisor, Avennici or something like that... he makes me facepalm sometimes. You should hear some of his suggestions to the Jarl. Makes me wonder why he hasn't been replaced a long time ago, though I think the above image is the reason they keep him around =p

Khajiit is suspicious of 'political affairs' now.

... then how can they walk?????

Limping? i dunno ALL the gaurds say this though.

better answer: this is the elder scrolls universe, so blame magic.

A WIZARD DID IT!

FUCK MAGIC AND USE A MACHINEGUN IF YOU ARE A MAN!

I think it gave them bum knees, not crippled them
Ya know, they can walk or run, but any excessive movements or pressure and it goes bad

Omg I want to shoot the gaurds in SKYRim,as much as the auto correction on my phone but now I know how it happened

Favorited for TRUTH. ... Cause it's freaking true. XD Every guard ever has taken an arrow.

Truth be told, some never got the point

Marzell: "So what? One time, I got shot right in my frikkin' crotch, and you don't see ME doing any grunt work!"

I used to take arrows to the knee, then i took an arrow to the knee.

If only Skyrim DID have spears, like the guard is carrying... Sigh.

I miss the variety of Morrowind, as well as the lack of glitchy dragons flying ass-backwards away from me forever.

PS: This also explains why none of them help you defend the city if you join the imperials...

and here it was just my terrible aim with the bow at first in mertheal while dealing with dragon atacks

O_O quest accepcted D:< - runs off only to get shot in the knee- TwT

It all makes sense now!

You know . . .

http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/c.....1209-d88fa.png

That's today's strip.

IT was only a matter of time before it happened :p

XD I love this, I love the werewolf comments I the game too. Some of the stuff the npcs say annoys me though, next round I'm going to be a khajiit thief/assassin and kill anyone who annoys me

Am i the only one who made an "Knee to the arrow" joke?
http://swissagent.deviantart.com/ar.....rrow-280906206

It's funnier when you know the history behind the statement. To take an arrow to the knee is to be wed. You get down on one knee to ask her hand.