I am going to keep a running score board for the holiday season.

Got our tree yesterday and I was putting the lights on it tonight, in the process I freed a branch that was stuck and it bitch-slapped me right in the eye. Ummm, sharp pine needles vs. soft ocular tissue x.x I can tell it scratched the piss outa my eye and trying to sleep tonight is gonna suck...

EDIT(10am): So yeah, there was no sleep, gave in at 6am and went to the ER. Never been in that much pain. My eye would not stop tearing... still won't stop.. but i have drops and PERCOCET!! Umm,. finally I will get some sleep... sweet drug induced sleep.

Okay X-mas, you're off to an early lead... but I'll get the last laugh when your tree goes up in a ball of flames in my fire pit after new years.