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Something that happened at work today, just had to draw.
I was called to go down and work security at the old IKEA building as they still taking out old stocks to bring to the new massive sized IKEA on the other side of the strip mall.
So this woman comes up and asks us at the old IKEA where the new one is.
Self explanatory.
But the new IKEA isn't open til Wednesday, so there were people trying to get into the new IKEA, demanding the security guards over there to let them in and that the new IKEA is in fact, open, when construction guys are still hulling gear out and the advertised grand opening states tomorrow it opens.
Which I have to do traffic control for tomorrow as well, yay, sounds like fun. Especially with the new parking garage under the new IKEA designed to hold 600. But the estimate numbers for the grand opening is over 1300.
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I was called to go down and work security at the old IKEA building as they still taking out old stocks to bring to the new massive sized IKEA on the other side of the strip mall.
So this woman comes up and asks us at the old IKEA where the new one is.
Self explanatory.
But the new IKEA isn't open til Wednesday, so there were people trying to get into the new IKEA, demanding the security guards over there to let them in and that the new IKEA is in fact, open, when construction guys are still hulling gear out and the advertised grand opening states tomorrow it opens.
Which I have to do traffic control for tomorrow as well, yay, sounds like fun. Especially with the new parking garage under the new IKEA designed to hold 600. But the estimate numbers for the grand opening is over 1300.
Artwork © me
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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File Size 222.3 kB
THERE IS NOH TIEM TO BE LOST! BATTUL BROTHURPS!
~ SPESS MEHREENS!~
TODEH THE CHEEP AFFURDURBLE YET STYLISH SWYDISH FURNITURPS IS AT OUR DOHR
WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE MUST DO IT
WE SEARCH OUT SAVINGS AS FRUGALISTAS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE SHOOP IN THE NEHM OF THE EMPRAHHHH!
IF WE MAX OUR CREDIT CARDS WE MAX TEHM OUT IN GLOREH
WE SHALL INCUR HERO'S DEBTS
WE SHALL NOT DEBT, NO, IT IS THE ENEMEH THAT WILL TAEST DEBT AND DEFEAT
AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTHE BRUTHURPS ARE STESHUNED IN SPESS, PREHPARED TO DEHP STRIEK
OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PRUHPARED IN THER EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEH SHOULD BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO SHOP AT THE OLD IKEA
WE HAVE PLASED NUHMERUS BEKONS, ALLOWING FOR MULTIPUL, SEH-MUL-TANEOUS AND ECONOMICAL PROMOTIONAL EVENTS
THE CODEX ASTARTEHS NEHMS THIS MANOOVUR "EATING DELICIOUS LINGONBERRY PANCAKES AND LOLING AT SWEDISH NAMES ON THE FURNITURE"
WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE NEW IKEA STORE
WE WILL OVERWHURLM THE PARKING LAWTS
WE SHALL LEAVE NO ITEM IN STOCK
MEANWHILE OUR GROUND FORCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR POSITIONS IN THE QUEUE LINE.
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S ECONOMIC FURNITURE-SHOPPING FUREH!
-Captain Herpus Maximus, Emprah's Shoppers, 1st Company
Original derpery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
~ SPESS MEHREENS!~
TODEH THE CHEEP AFFURDURBLE YET STYLISH SWYDISH FURNITURPS IS AT OUR DOHR
WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE MUST DO IT
WE SEARCH OUT SAVINGS AS FRUGALISTAS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE SHOOP IN THE NEHM OF THE EMPRAHHHH!
IF WE MAX OUR CREDIT CARDS WE MAX TEHM OUT IN GLOREH
WE SHALL INCUR HERO'S DEBTS
WE SHALL NOT DEBT, NO, IT IS THE ENEMEH THAT WILL TAEST DEBT AND DEFEAT
AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTHE BRUTHURPS ARE STESHUNED IN SPESS, PREHPARED TO DEHP STRIEK
OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PRUHPARED IN THER EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEH SHOULD BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO SHOP AT THE OLD IKEA
WE HAVE PLASED NUHMERUS BEKONS, ALLOWING FOR MULTIPUL, SEH-MUL-TANEOUS AND ECONOMICAL PROMOTIONAL EVENTS
THE CODEX ASTARTEHS NEHMS THIS MANOOVUR "EATING DELICIOUS LINGONBERRY PANCAKES AND LOLING AT SWEDISH NAMES ON THE FURNITURE"
WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE NEW IKEA STORE
WE WILL OVERWHURLM THE PARKING LAWTS
WE SHALL LEAVE NO ITEM IN STOCK
MEANWHILE OUR GROUND FORCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUR POSITIONS IN THE QUEUE LINE.
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S ECONOMIC FURNITURE-SHOPPING FUREH!
-Captain Herpus Maximus, Emprah's Shoppers, 1st Company
Original derpery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E
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