For the Dragon

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It was just a regular afternoon, and I was just watering my plants in my garden. Minding my own business, not thinking that anything bad could possibly happen doing such a simple task.

Yet just then I started to smell something. It smelled like smoke, and fire.

"Hmm somebody must be barbaquing," I thought. I looked around and saw no smoke

"Must few a few doors down," I thought

Suddenly a powerful gust of wind, it was so powerful it knocked me down.

At this point I was starting to really wonder what happened, where I live winds never got that strong.

"How did..?"

Before I could fininsh my question had already been answered. Standing in lawn now was what had to be a ten story dragon. It was black with a gray underbelly, big blue eyes, and gray horns

"A...dragon..." I said shocked at the giant creature

Suddenly the dragon spoke. I didn't know dragons exsited, or talked.

"Noms?" it said

"Noms?" I repeated. I didn't know what a nom was

"Can Darkluker have noms?" the dragon said

"Darklurker?" I said

"I am Darklurker," Darklurker the dragon said "I need noms,"

"Okay..." I said "What are noms?"

SuddenlyDarklurkers stomach growled. It caused an earthquake.

"You are noms!" Darklurker said as he opened his giant mouth and swallowed me whole

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"Whoa!" I said as I was falling down the dragons throat and neck, and landing into Darklurkers stomach with a splash

At first it was dark, and wet. Then suddenly a burst of fire lit up the insides of the dragon

Then I saw the most horrible sight ever. His gut went on and on as far as the eye could see. Pus, to top it off their piles upon piles of skulls and bones in here

"AH!" I screamed in terror

"BURP!" I heard Darklurker say "Tasty noms,"

After that I felt like I was standing next to a giant drum getting hit over and over. The dragon must've been patting his gut.

At east I learned noms meant people, or food.

After that I felt like I was in the cargo hold of a plane cause Darklurker statred to fly.

"Please let me out Darklurker," I pleaded to the dragon

"No," Darklurker said

I stared to punch and kick inside him, hoping that maybe I could make hi throw me up, yet all he did laugh

"Ha ha, that tickles," the dragon said

"What if I told you were you can find lots of food?" I asked him

After Darklurker thought this for a bit he said

"Okay, where are the tasty noms?"

I told Darklurker that their was a farm with, near where I lived that had a ton of cows. I'd firgure he'd spit me out for enough meat to make a dragon sized burger.

"Beef is tasty to nom," Darkurker said "Take me to the cows,"

After helping direct Darklurker to the farm he said

"Mmmmm, cow noms,"

"Great," I said "So just spit me out and..."

"Omnomnomnomnomnom," I heard Darklurker said

Suddenly cows were falling down the dragons throat.

"Ah!" I screamed again as his gut started to get really full, and cramped.

Soon enough he was done

"Burp," Darklurker said "I'm full, I need to sleep,"

"No!" I cried, but the many cows tuned out my crys

And thus I, and the many cattle were slowly being digested

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"AH!" I cried sitting up in my bed.

I soon came to my sences and looked around. I was in my room.

"Whew, what a crazy dream," I said relieved that I wasn't nommed by a dragon.

Yet then I realized more clothes were wet, burned and sticky, and I smelled terrible. Like vomit

And then I noticed the note near my nightstand. I picked it up.

It said this

"Those cows gave me a tummy ache. You're bad a choosing noms,"

Outside near my window, I saw a huge guts of wind blow some trees.

I didn't go outside for the rest of the day.

On the news, a guy clamed his friend was eaten by a giant black dragon.

"Darklurker," I thought

Moral of this story, keep an eye out for dragons. Especally a big, black and gray one wiith blue eyes.

Unless you want to be his next noms

The End