"All the grinning children require is a simple offering of cereal and milk. A token of Kellog's submission to good nutrition."

"...Nutrition... Now that's a bit of a problem. Frosted Flakes have their reputation to consider."

"This is blasphemy, they're terrible for you!"

"They're Terrible...?

...THEEEYYyyyYY'RRRRE GrrRRREAT!"

0% 300 inspired. Just a happy concurrence.