Yes, it's true. Longtail is a werebear. I was bitten by a radioactive teddy bear one dark winter morning years ago, and now I have S.A.D. Only Vitamin D, caffeine, and light can control the transformations, but some days nothing I do can stop it. I transform into a terrifying grizzly in pajamas.

And fall asleep.

I am the most anticlamatic were EVAR.

Thank goodness for my wolf-dog hubby Arkved to bring me coffee and vitamin D. I'm gonna have a bad case of bed-face when I wake up. <3

P.S. "Schplack" is my new favorite word. Or at least it will be when I wake up in the spring.

Zzzzz.....