For those of you who do not know Furcast is a furry podcast that I faithfully listen to, it's full of humor and i'm usually there on chat. If you don't listen to it you should this Saturday at 8 p.m. ET. See you there!

p.s. yes I am a total fanboy of this show


On Christmas morning I awake
Knowing full well what’s at stake
I open presents for all to see
All around the Christmas tree
And I deal with our family fights
On who is wrong and who is right
So I turned to my one good friend
The one that must have been godsend
The internet provide me
With much entertainment before the tree
And I soon discovered a show online
So I decided to waste some time
I started listening to Furcast
And I forgot all about what will come to pass
The hours spent with paradox and Fayroe
Were beginning to make my friends seem like hoes
And of course mattox and josh made me smile too
And I was stuck like paper and glue
The news always brought new understanding
And the advice gave me a whole new branding
Of people from trolls to murr puppies
I now had a new view on furries
I began to laugh and felt quite gay
(No not that kind, people with brains of hay)
My parents were alarmed by the unusual sound of merriment
So they came to my room with a sprint
And heard five seconds of the show
And feared that my furryness would grow
After a talk I came to realize
That I would need to listen to your show in disguise
After a few months I am now free to listen
For my parents are now dead due to nitroglycerin
And for that I thank thee josh
For showing my parents the punishment of being posh