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Them's fightin' words!
warhorse573 has been suffering quite a few defeats in the ring lately. His technique is fine. His speed is fine. His endurance is fine. But he was lacking in sheer MASS and BULK.
A few weeks training with Alphonse certainly showed him how to be a freaking ROCK. With Alphonse's comically oversized spherical barbells and triangular weights, and uh..... *ahem* ballet, now this horse is more MANLY MAN than he's ever MANNED! A punch to the face? Ha! A football to the groin? Pfft. He laughs it off. Tossed into a car compactor? Do it while he's asleep, the compactor will break, and he won't even wake up! That's how MANLY he is.
This is his theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKvlnMAt-bM
(I gotta start charging more for these things.)
Them's fightin' words!
warhorse573 has been suffering quite a few defeats in the ring lately. His technique is fine. His speed is fine. His endurance is fine. But he was lacking in sheer MASS and BULK.A few weeks training with Alphonse certainly showed him how to be a freaking ROCK. With Alphonse's comically oversized spherical barbells and triangular weights, and uh..... *ahem* ballet, now this horse is more MANLY MAN than he's ever MANNED! A punch to the face? Ha! A football to the groin? Pfft. He laughs it off. Tossed into a car compactor? Do it while he's asleep, the compactor will break, and he won't even wake up! That's how MANLY he is.
This is his theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKvlnMAt-bM
(I gotta start charging more for these things.)
Category All / Muscle
Species Horse
Size 835 x 1080px
File Size 340.4 kB
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*puts on big puffy fighting gloves*
*glances at Warhorse*
These are for your protection. Not mine.
*assumes Sword & Shield Style, Starting Position*
Now. Let's dance, pony boy.
Good physique work here. The expression is darling. I enjoy how the whole pic is diffused with golden light. There's nothing like a workout fight at sunrise.
*glances at Warhorse*
These are for your protection. Not mine.
*assumes Sword & Shield Style, Starting Position*
Now. Let's dance, pony boy.
Good physique work here. The expression is darling. I enjoy how the whole pic is diffused with golden light. There's nothing like a workout fight at sunrise.
Looks like he's all ready to get back in the cage after getting shot. Can't keep a good horse down.
(Personally after seeing some of the previous depictions, I would think his theme song would be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs&ob=av2e but I guess it depends on how the good horse is feeling.)
(Personally after seeing some of the previous depictions, I would think his theme song would be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs&ob=av2e but I guess it depends on how the good horse is feeling.)
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