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Kim Jong Il....DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
North Korea just announced that Kim Jong Il just died from "overwork and exhaustion" IE: had a stroke from his own piss poor health.
Team America will likely be blamed!!!
Sadly. Kim's son will likely be a bigger dick than his father and North Korea will likely not change for the better.
Three nutcases down and counting, hey Fidel, Hugo Chavez....tick tock Tick Tock..
In Lieu of flowers, The Kim family asks that you starve a North Korean instead.
Team America will likely be blamed!!!
Sadly. Kim's son will likely be a bigger dick than his father and North Korea will likely not change for the better.
Three nutcases down and counting, hey Fidel, Hugo Chavez....tick tock Tick Tock..
In Lieu of flowers, The Kim family asks that you starve a North Korean instead.
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I don't have as much of a problem with Fidel. He's an old man who has long out-lived his days of shaking up the national scene. He'll pass on eventually from a stroke or a heart attack and his successor will pick up (I think it's his brother) and be more open to the U.S.
Actually, Chang Sung-taek is likely already the leader of North Korea. He is Kim Jong Il's brother in law and has been his second in command for a while now. This guy is not quite the nutjob his brother in law was but he is not sane either. His daughter was a student in Paris and committed suicide in 2006 rather than go back to the shit-hole that North Korea is and face the wrath of her family for her choice of boyfriend.. Also, keep in mind Kim's father's moldering corpse is still the country's supreme leader.
Have to sort of agree with DOPR5. Fidel and Hugo are dicks to be sure, but compared to Kim they're non-issues. Yeah they're bastards (or at least were in the case of Fidel,) but neither of them are sitting on a nuclear stockpile (that we know of.) Face it, the commies aren't the threat they used to be. Not when we have theocratic/fundie radicals (in Christian and Muslim flavors no less) and drug lords in Mexico.
That being said, damn you're fast. I just heard the news ten minutes ago and thought "wonder if Rabbi-tom can crank out an ink job this quickly?"
That being said, damn you're fast. I just heard the news ten minutes ago and thought "wonder if Rabbi-tom can crank out an ink job this quickly?"
I am waiting for el comandante to keel over for years. I was 8 years old when I left my homeland. My mother hoped to return one day. She never got her wish, she passed in 2005. I ain't holding my breath either to see a free Cuba, but will outlive Fidel. Unless he REALLY sold his soul to the devil.
Raul is every bit as evil as Fidel... but only half as smart. And twice as hated by the populace. So I don't think he will last long. As a matter of fact, I think the only thing keeping him in power is old Fidel is still alive. when the old guy finally dies Raul will happily trade his post as ruler for a couple of cases of rum.
His son is actually just a simulacrum cloned from silly putty (read: ridiculous putty) and manure from diseased animals. So really, 20 more years of batshit oppression shall follow, until he too dies of 'fatigue' after downing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Hennessy while smoking 3 cigars and singing 'Fuck you, poor people'.
I'm surprised no one posted this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdJRDpLHbw
I had a dream the other night about all this. I'd like to think that it was a dream about a movie. Dave Chapelle was playing President Obama, who came to N Korea to initiate peace talks with Jung Un. But when Jung Un entered the room, Obama pulled out a 9mm and said. "Pop a smurf." then shot him in the head ganster style. Then he turned to the news cameras and started to dance. "Yeah, bitches, I just liberated your asses!"
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