Well looks like I've just hit a new low in friendship and have found myself, talking to myself. That's what I get for for being obsessed with a webcomic XP

No actually, this is a setup I'm doing for my homestuck fanfic that I am infact writting. Since typing out all the quirks would be a nightmare in microsoft works word processor, I figured the best way too handle this was to physically make eight chumhandles and pray to god no one uses them.