Oh nom nom nom

THOSE EARS

I only made this 'cause he suggested it lol

BEHOLD!
The Hour of the Ass is at last upon us!
Repent, oh heretics!
Know now that the Booty Cult spoke only truth in its teachings!
For He has at last seen worthy to descend upon us all!
Behold, the gorgeous golden glory that graces our unworthy eyes!
It is as prophesied: "The Mounds of the Moon, adorned by the single Star, has brought joy and wonder to the hearts and groins of all mortals!"
Stare now, and let its holy radiance fill your empty souls with liiiiiiiiiiight!

Let it be as it was said by the most holy prophet:
"Dat. Ass."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!

*applauds*

Oh god what have you done?!
Why did you change your icon!?

So I can enjoy looking at it every time I get on to FA.

But but butt don't you see?!
With this icon on all of your FA comments, and on all of my Inkbunny comments, there is far, FAR too much Bloodstone hip-swinging!
The fearful and slumbering beast that is the Internet is becoming cognizant that something is happening in the filthy dreams that it dreams.
Yes, it becomes slowly aware that there is something going on...
Something...
...SEXY...
Yes, since the Internet first came into being, it has been a breeding ground of Porn, a haven for porn, a stronghold of porn...
But never before now has the Internet been confronted with a rump like Bloodstone's!
And now... now his man-humps have been ANIMATED!
And with every gyration, the Internet shudders, forbidden thoughts coming to its great gestalt intelligence.
Perhaps one icon, it could have ignored, but not so many!
Not so MANY!
Yes, that twinkling red star has begun to appear in the Internet's mind, growing larger and larger, brighter and brighter, until...!
*The computers begin to rumble, red stars begin to appear on every screen, as well as the image of a rump that will soon become more famous than Janet Jackson's boob, and countless internet users have sunglasses appear on their faces while they take a sharp intake of breath, getting only as far as "Dat...!" before the screens explode, images of Bloodstone Caramell dansen on every television, as the clock ticks down to the New Year. The year... of Dat Ass.*
What have you done, Dani?!?
What have you dooooooooooooooooone?!
YOU HAVE AROUSED THE INTERNEEEEEEEET!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Signed,
The Internet

I'm.... not sure how to respond to that but I think you need help.

:3

Now all that needs to be done is make a mirrored version of this .gif and put them next to each other so that bloodstone butt bumps himself for all eternity.

He would have finally found his one true love!

It's amazing and I applaud you, fine sir.

(I know you're a chick, but the saying doesn't work with "fine madame" XD)

DAT ASS.

(I know, I've tried and it just doesn't hold the same weight)

Thanks for commenting :3

lol, I'm on here a bit more this week because I submitted something and I'm just now reaching the end of the favoriting and new watch+'s. XD

Lol yeah. I get at least 2 or 3 new watches for pretty much everything I submit on this site and Inkbunny. Sometimes dA.

Whoa man! I swear like every third ass shake is a little faster. This must be some weird shit. lol jk I'm no druggy, it just had to be said.

lolwhut