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holy shit so ACCURATE

STORY TIME

Imagine 20 kids that you don't know- all from a different country. One who is quite possibly a druggie and is kissing/groping every girl (no joke I promise). And the only person that you and the friend you brought mutually know has sprained his ankle and is hiding from the entire world as you silently die from your lack of social skills. Especially when half of the kids randomly came up to you, told you what country they're from plus their name. And they also don't understand American humor.

The end.

MORE THAN 20 YOU HO

Recap:

-I wasn't aware, but this ended up being a foreign exchange party... so no one was from America.
-These were ALL rich party kids from all around the world
-They were all very friendly and talkative which was okay except we could barely understand them and their names were 2 miles long each.
-There was this one dude with dreads trying to make out with everyone he possibly could, he was very "touchy" and from what I gathered he had a GF back in his home country
-He started following us :(
-He was sexy and had no shirt and kept doing this weird monkey dance and began ranting about how no one could tame him
-we tried to hide in another room
-Some girl we nic-named "Yo" because her name made no sense discovered he lived REALLY close to me atm and tried to hook us up. NO
-In reaction to that my internal soul coiled up into an awkward anti-social ball of fear
- we don't understand life

The end. 8( We high-tailed out of there! Haha. Oh gosh. If the dread-lock dude wasn't there I think we would have made it. But... I don't wanna get dry humped by a sexy man whore D:

I get this face just thinking about parties :C

Just imagine this, your trying to run away from someone in a party and he/she follows you to the back room and starts doing some sorta weird monkey strip dance.

That's what was happen when she was making that face. How would you fare? XD

I could only show how I felt towards that through the medium of dance. And by dance I mean jump out the window.

Did I forget to mention this was also in the basement? No windows. ;D

damn, the face is totaly appropriate then. I'm shit in social situations I might have just submited to what ever this monkey dancing person was planning and then cried myself to sleep later on.

walf is a deer


nowai

no i'm not

Bitch look who you're talking to.
I know.











I know.

They look like there in need of a hug

At that moment, it looked like some one was trying to make moves to dry-hump her. I think physical contact from anyone would have destroyed her if it was anyone but me XD

That would have been...inadequate

see what happens when you go to random parties. you meet sexy man ho's. Sounds like he was all horned up and sniffing after any tail that might lift.

I have been to those parties....um, no thanks, you never know what you might end up catching. glady you 2 got out alive

Haaahahaha I love how accurately you are able to portray expressions!

This is pretty much my face every time I venture too deep into this website.