(bees grow best in dry climates)
(bees go breast in dry climates)
(brees goes best in dry climates)
(bees go best in dry climates)

"...Somehow, I awoke in a dark room."

ian shut his notebook after reading everything, aching to write. "god, every time I want to buy this, but every time I think I shouldn't bother."

he had his sights set on the elusive pen that could also shred paper. this could save him tons of time. however, he found it pointless, since he already had a paper shredder - it was merely his pen that had died.

he just ended up buying a new pen, and all was well.

...Well, except for the two guys staring at each other over the elusive paper shredder pen. boy, did Ian just dodge a great mess.

it's some things like this that are the best things that could happen to someone on any given day...