
I once again used random.org's random number generator to pick a random pokémon for my prey. The gods of random chance farted in my face as they picked Escavalier. I had to eat a snail. A metal-armoured snail. But I didn't realise the real problem until it was in my belly: It has huge steel lances. And with its steel typing, it'll take me days to digest too... I think I'll be sticking to soft, fluffy Eevees for a while after this...
Viktor's Culinary Tip#1: don't eat Escavalier.
Viktor's Culinary Tip#1: don't eat Escavalier.
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"So far, it doesn't hurt..." *Escavalier attacks my walls* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! But that does... Please help me, Doctor..."
*As your head arrives in my tummy, you can see partially-digested Escavalier stabbing its lances into my stomach walls. It doesn't manage to stab through, but makes them very red and sore and painful. It looks at you in surprise as your head enters my tummy*
*As your head arrives in my tummy, you can see partially-digested Escavalier stabbing its lances into my stomach walls. It doesn't manage to stab through, but makes them very red and sore and painful. It looks at you in surprise as your head enters my tummy*
"Hmm, well I've never tried it before, but I don't see why not, it'll just take me longer. I can digest steel-types, after all. So if you want to stay and make me feel even better... Be my guest. If you don't want it, I'll let you out, because you helped me so much with that Escavalier."
"I dunno, I didn't hear what you said over those loud gurgles. But I'm definitely going to enjoy turning you into Glaceon-pudge... By the way, doc, is there any special diet I should follow for a while to help my tummy recover? I was thinking of keeping to soft, fluffy Eevees for a while to soothe it." *rubs my loudly gurgling tummy*
"I'll happily accept some help. It's not going to be easy to stick to that diet otherwise, especially the berries part. If I eat only berries, I probably won't be able to resist gobbling up the first person I meet afterwards..." *tummy gurgles loudly and kneads you two around in there*
Looking good, if really painful... And it does indeed seem that the random number gods dislike Viktor, guess that's someone else on his "to nom" list?
"How wonderfuly perfect! Maybe from now on you stop to think about what you are eating, before you eat them and hurt youself?
But somehow I get the feeling you will not..."
"How wonderfuly perfect! Maybe from now on you stop to think about what you are eating, before you eat them and hurt youself?
But somehow I get the feeling you will not..."
Yes, the random number gods deserve a trip to my tummy for this. Though the Unfezant they gave me last time was quite tasty.
" GRR, argh... I'll eat you and make you join that Escavalier to absorb some of its stabs!" *tries to stand up to nom you, but falls down because of the stabbing* "Aaa! Grr, you had better make sure you're very far away when that Escavalier gets digested!"
" GRR, argh... I'll eat you and make you join that Escavalier to absorb some of its stabs!" *tries to stand up to nom you, but falls down because of the stabbing* "Aaa! Grr, you had better make sure you're very far away when that Escavalier gets digested!"
That makes me wonder, what would the random number gods be? They could be anything for all I know, like a big pair of dice...
" You won't be in any state to even try and eat me for quite some time. So I would not think about it for a few weeks, unless you want to be in a lot of pain? Because you know what happens when you eat me, I come back. And then eat you!" *Polaris starts pokeing where the spikes are, likely makeing a lot of pain. *
" You won't be in any state to even try and eat me for quite some time. So I would not think about it for a few weeks, unless you want to be in a lot of pain? Because you know what happens when you eat me, I come back. And then eat you!" *Polaris starts pokeing where the spikes are, likely makeing a lot of pain. *
Hmm, I'm picturing Jim Carrey as the Riddler in Batman Forever, but with numbers as well as question marks on his clothes, a green top hat on, and a long green cloak with more numbers on.
" AAA, that hurts! Don't poke me, that's evil! GRR, your soft fur will help heal my stomach, mark my words!"
" AAA, that hurts! Don't poke me, that's evil! GRR, your soft fur will help heal my stomach, mark my words!"
*smirks* The blue Icicle boy overdid it this time, huh? *shakes my head* tch tch tch... Sucks to have a living lance in ya... *grins and holds my breath, biting my lip to keep myself from laughing, but has a rather amused yet shakey voice* The next time you try to eat something, make sure it doesn't have any pointy ends. You might get another tail opening fom it if ya do. At least your stomach's not invincible. >w<
Hey, It's not MY fault you decided to eat a living lance! Or that ya used the number genorator when ya could've used a PokeDex for any NON-Steel-types. *snorts* Then again, I got Steel Wing and Iron Tail, so ya might have a problem or two with wings that could become as sharp as a Skarmory's or sharper. X3
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