Calvin started to grow, and as he did, his hipster clothes gave way. He felt a dull ache and groaned as his bones grew in density and shape. Calvin had always been slight of build, but he was growing into a tank.

Calvin started to itch as his naturally smooth skin started to dramatically sprout course body hair. Calvin could hardly pay attention to the hair growth: he was overcome with an incredible headache as his skull began to change shape; transforming his cute boyish face into that of a large oaf. His cute little nose became big and bulbous and his slender neck became non-existant.

As Calvin grew hairier, his hairline started to recede. He was lost in the distant laughter of the bar patrons.