Note to self: When you're afraid of heights, try not to wind up in high places. Further note: If you're afraid of heights and stuck in a high place, try not to get in a fight. Further-further note: If you're afraid of heights and fighting in a high place, try not to fall. That part sucks. A lot. I'm not even gonna try to explain where I was or why I was up there, or why I was DANGLING BY MY CLAWS OVER A PRECIPICE OF VERTIGO-INDUCING SPLATTERY DEATH, because I was kinda preoccupied at the time. Yeah.

I love the ground, just not enough to slam into it at terminal velocities.