Bitchy Tikki macros.

Tikki is bad ass, okay? She just don’t give a shit.

She’s got adrenal, but does she lose her fucking fur? NO. She said fuck that, I need this fur. I need this fur to look fucking good I am not letting this fur go. Fuck you adrenal, fuck you. You want some fur? You go find some other weak ass ferret to get it from, I ain’t giving you anything.

And then? Then it turned out she has insulinoma. Did that slow her down? NO.
Tikki said, bitch, you think I’m going to roll over and sleep or something? Fuck dat shit. I got things to do, places to jump off of, cell phones to steal. I don’t got time for this ‘hypoglycemia’ low-blood-sugar crap. Fuck you insulinoma, you’re not making a couch potato out of me.

She alligator rolls 2-pound Mis like he’s a fucking rag doll, that’s what she does. Coco acting like a prissy princess? Well, girl better get her shit straight cuz if she doesn’t get to the food bowl in time Tikki’s taking that meat and hiding it and fuck if she’s going to share with anyone.

6 years old and still rocking out like she’s 1 and a half. You go girl.

(yes this is my ferret and yes I have permission to use these pictures. If you want to use them feel free, if you want to link back or give credit that's awesome too. I just made them because I needed some silly ferret antics to cheer me up)