You whip out your STATISTICS TABLET, a device that keeps you up to date with list all your current attirbutes with their respective ranks.

You are daunted by the amazingly comprehensive list of stats that are accounted for here. You are also pretty disappointed by how terrible you are doing in these respective fields...

Ah fuck it, you were terrible at old fashioned RPG shit anyway. It's not like any of this is going to even matter right?

Also how does thing even know if you have a dick or not? This unsettles you some what...