...did you cut your face making a shrapnel crown AGAIN?

If you didn't keep throwing them away, I wouldn't have to keep making them!
But I would still have to drink all your soda.

It seems that I must yet again banish you to a five minute exile in the corner, your highness.
Shoo!

*sprawls out on your keyboard instead*
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Sadly, your attempt to forestall your exodus by taking Fort Keyboard meets with failure, though you do manage to take the fair lady Shift Key in your iron clutches, to keep you company in Small Cardboard Box With A Blanket Town, far away in the lonely peninsula of Punishment Corner Of The Room.
The five minutes you are forced to languish are spent in misery, and even the fair lady Shift Key is unable to lift your misery.
But what is this?
On the horizon, is it...?
It is!
Your most dear friend, B.L.T. has come to liberate you at last!

This just made me laugh.

Stop being adorable! STOP IT! >:T

BACON!

FFFFFFFFF *flails*

No, this is MY bacon, and get out of my chair.

Nooo.
I *own* you.
Therefore, I own your bacon and your chair by proxy.

Okay. But can you do this? *pulls chair forward*

Fine! You can have the chair! I didn't want it anyway! *hops onto your desk instead*
DESK KING.

*takes the crown, takes his laptop, and goes elsewhere to enjoy all unmolested*

Bacon...and TOAST!

*grabbyhands*

*waves them over your head in random patterns* Dance, my little puppet king! Dance! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*grabbyhands*
*grabbyhands*

*hops onto your face and climbs down your shoulder after delicious bacontoast*

*Lurks under chair*
=<>w<>=
Dat tail... must hez...

*flicks back and forth*

*pounces and clings and rubs my face on it*
Silly tail you belong to me now because I have caught you!

Lol king if the bacon eaters!!

I will give you 5 peices if you share your throne. :3

mmmm you can have the bottom part, but I'm keeping the armrests!

SOLD! * give yous the bacon and slouches in seat* X3

That's cute *gives bacon*

*snarfs*

You stole this picture from the dictionary. I saw it just the day under "lovable scamp".

I pasted it in there myself. :3

Did you eat all those baconmice already?!

YES!
*wags*

*sighs* All right, I'll go make more... *goes to bake more baconmice*

*prances along behind, to watch and press face against oven and hoover up anything that so much as touches the floor*

*takes out bacon, crafts mice from it, then lays down baking sheet on bake pan and lays out mice, sprinkling with brown sugar before setting bake pan into pre-heated oven* Give it time, Zel. They aren't instant-made, you know.

*climbs all over you waiting for the precious baconmice*

*finishes the baconmice and lays them out to cool, all crispy and sugary and they smell so good!* Go sit down. They need to cool.

*goes and sits down. In your lap*

*pets the fluffy foxie chair king until the baconmice cools down enough to eat, then puts them all on a big plate and gives them to you* Bon appetit!

Awwwww, super!

*wags*

ohh you are just made of adorable arent you

I once was a piece of bacon, but then I took a mouth to the knee.

Since then, I've been known as one leg willy.
I have sailed the seven seas...

I'm still bacon, I earned that title on yahoo due to my love for it. Used to eat three pieces every hour. Then I realized it would've killed me in the end. Bacon, MY NEMESIS!

Also, if that makes me bacon. that means your toast! Your brain might have fried trying to make sense of my ramblings. But, shh shh shh shh, not now son, I'm making*bzaaap*TOAST!

but yes, very adorable, indeed.

*grabbyhands*

*pets*