THAT TITLE, GUYS, it's late and i have low blood sugar.

horga, being close to what trolls find most attractive in a superficial way. i guess they rate sexiness by the amount of visible lower incisors, hair colour, size of scars, and body art. or something like that. i just think it's adorable to imagine brakagarta first spotting horga and getting all BACK OFF, THE HOT ONE IS MINE B: CHECK OUT THE GLUTES ON THAT ONE. DEM TEEF, UNF.

and this one can cook, too. sexy AND handy with a campfire, what a catch.

i'm not completely pleased with horga's palm tattoos so they might change. we'll see whether i hate them in the morning.