Let's

Before that you notice the tablet has a arrow button as if to scroll through various other stats. You wont go through them all cause that would just be stupid and tedious.

You alter the CORRUPTION attribute to a small rank like Dirty minded. To your surprise this causes a pair of small horns to protrude from your skull and poke through your messy bed hair.

Again, let the point be made that you have no idea what it is your doing and you could fuck up at any moment.