I've been told rather vehemently by other Homestuck fans that I am VERY much like Karkat.

I'm rather short (which seems to be what ppl think Karkat is), short-tempered, cuss like a sailor, sarcastic, and not very in touch with this emotion called 'friendship'

Tsuta, on the other hand, has been described as a slightly-less derpy John, but still derpy. She's friendly, wants to be your friend even if you're cussing her head off, find said thing to be amusing, and tries to see the brighter side of life.

So here we go.
Also a bit ago I DID draw these two chars at trolls and I ended up being a blue-blooded Aries and Tsuta was a highblood purple land dweller Leo (yes I do realize I got the sign backwards, that was my fault when coloring).

Thus the colors.

Minesweeper Deluxe is the name of Tsuta's weapon. I just used a normal sickle cuz I'm unoriginal and I could kill with my SHARP WIT better than anything else anytime. /shot