Things were going pretty calm in Wile E. Coyote's Carnivore Class- Mina was drawing up some blueprints for for a new device, and Calamity was checking his homework for the tenth time, and Professor Coyote was busy lecturing on the physics behind timed, spring loaded traps- which was appropriate, Mina thought, considering he'd been on both ends of each trap he'd set. And besides- those who can't do...

The serenity of the class was interrupted as a familiar blue blur rushed in and stopped just inches away from Professor Coyote. Mina sighed, quietly and looked at her classmate- he was so stunned his sign posts small and repetitive. It was none other than the Roadrunner standing silently behind Prof. Coyote, who- to Mina's chagrin- kept lecturing, as if he didn't hear a thing. That was, until the bird made his presence known with this siguature

"Beep-Beep!"

Prof. Coyote jumped so hard, he flattened his head on the ceiling. Calamity looked on with shock as his eyes followed his hero, while Mina rolled her eyes. This happened every week. When Prof. Coyote fell back onto the floor, he looked up at the long necked blue bird and sighed as he got back on his feet.

Ah, Yes, he said. That time of week again, yes?

The Roadrunner smiled cockily and looked over towards the doorway. As if on cue, in ran the Roadrunner's own protege, Lil' Beeper. Mina adjusted her glasses as she got up to him. This would be the first time Mina would get a turn at chasing him, and since she was a girl, it was ladies first.

I should warn you, she smiled, shaking his wing. I've studied the moves of the coolest, and fastest around- extensively. You'll find me most difficult to outmanuver.

<Oh, really>, read Lil' Beeper's signpost. <Who?>

Why Sonic, of course, Mina answered, as if it were comment knowledge.

Upon hearing that, the little red roadrunner almost doubled over, laughing. There was only one Sonic he knew. <SONIC!?> <I thought you said the fastest and coolest!>

With that zoomed off, his mocking laughter echoing through the halls, leaving Mina standing there, her fur bristled, and the darker side of her psyche showing. Out of her own Hammer Space, she produced a small PDA as she stormed off.

Vita, she yelled, Lock onto Beeper's position, and stay on him!!

Remember, Prof. Coyote called after her. you have thirty minutes before your turn is up. if he' still alive, it's Calamity's turn!

Mina didn't say a word, but spread her wings and took off. Calamity sat and smiled to himself. He was the smartest student at Acme Loo. If he couldn't catch that blasted bird, what chance did this newbie stand?

***

Fourteen minutes and thirty seconds later, Mina found herself standing a few yards away from Lil, Beeper, Just on the other side of the school building. The roadrunner was exhausted, and shaken by the events that had just taken place. He was sporting a new pair of crutches and a cleanly bandaged stump where his left leg used to be. Mina, on the other hand, seemed quite content, as she munched on a fresh, over sized drumstick.

"Not bad," she said, in between bites. "But then, I've had worse."

<You know I'll get you back for this!> the signpost was raged, and uneven, and the paint was sloppy and dripping.

Oh, I don't think you will, Mina replied. Not anytime soon, anyway. In fact, you won't even be able to show your face!

<what do you mean?> Lil' Beeper asked. <you already>

Mina stopped reading when she realize he was making apoint about his leg; she turned away from him and started walking way, as she took another bite. "This is just my lunch, you silly bird. I've already done what I set out to do." She let Lil Beeper think about it with the small pause, before she continued. "You're in crutches, out of breath, and you're missing a leg. You can barely walk, let alone run- in ANY shape or form..." She took another bite. "And my turn is over."

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You can thank  SergioNekitosso for this little beauty. I know I do <3 This was a request done in his latest stream. Thanks again, Serge! X3