Hail the robot soldier,
Misanthropic and built to shine,
Typical army cannon-fodder,
Fighting where the sun don't shine!
Now some don't like the robot soldier,
Their bodies not flesh like yours and mine,
But I really do applaud those guys,
They're good to the last 'bot every time
When a machine wants to be a robot soldier,
It works hard every day,
Because it takes a lot of training,
To learn how to get blown away!
They brim with guns and missiles,
And they know how to let the lasers fly,
But I think flexible armored bodies would be handy,
So they can kiss their bolts goodbye!
Poke fun at the robot soldier,
But heed my warning I must say,
Don't ever regard them all too lightly,
There always in the mood to slay!
I modified this from someone else's song on another forum. Fare thee well, Mr. Drone, for your day with be at hand!
Misanthropic and built to shine,
Typical army cannon-fodder,
Fighting where the sun don't shine!
Now some don't like the robot soldier,
Their bodies not flesh like yours and mine,
But I really do applaud those guys,
They're good to the last 'bot every time
When a machine wants to be a robot soldier,
It works hard every day,
Because it takes a lot of training,
To learn how to get blown away!
They brim with guns and missiles,
And they know how to let the lasers fly,
But I think flexible armored bodies would be handy,
So they can kiss their bolts goodbye!
Poke fun at the robot soldier,
But heed my warning I must say,
Don't ever regard them all too lightly,
There always in the mood to slay!
I modified this from someone else's song on another forum. Fare thee well, Mr. Drone, for your day with be at hand!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Miscellaneous
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Size 1008 x 630px
File Size 15.8 kB
You know, with eldrich horrors being all... eldrichy, there's no telling what part might do what.
Robot: Boom! Head shot!
Computer: Um, I think that was its stomach.
Robot: Boom! Head shot!
Computer: Um, leg?
Robot: Boom! "Was that one a head shot?"
Computer: "Um... ewwww..."
Robot: "Dammit!" BoomBoomBoom! "Were any of those hits head shots?"
Computer: "Try one of the areas with the big eye surrounded with many tiny eyes."
Robot: Boom! Head shot!
Computer: Um, I think that was its stomach.
Robot: Boom! Head shot!
Computer: Um, leg?
Robot: Boom! "Was that one a head shot?"
Computer: "Um... ewwww..."
Robot: "Dammit!" BoomBoomBoom! "Were any of those hits head shots?"
Computer: "Try one of the areas with the big eye surrounded with many tiny eyes."
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