cuz i'm immortal it wouldn't work?

Don't forget flat-chested. :p

O_o How so?
Small, but not flat chested. Or am I missing an in joke?

She's not really flat as much as she's like.. a b cup?

I guess I can't really see it at that angle.

that may be it.

Because I'm slightly less of an idiot than most people.

because I LOVE YOU!.....dun dun DUUUUUUUUN XD btw nice pov too :3

Needs to be followed up with, "WHAT 'AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!"

*cackles*

I've got issues with the first and third, the second isn't as terrible but still...

Because I'd be terrible on toast.

Because you need someone as quiet as the wind on your side... that and my blood would be pure poison in your veins.

The underlying hilarity is that the question could be revised as:
"Tell me why I shouldn't JUST slaughter you?"

Good job, bro.
Great piece of emotion conveyance.

*cackles* Yeah actually xD I was thinking about that, too.

Because two people can cause more destruction than one.

Because I'm cute and funny and--*DIES*

Because I have a gun pointed at you beneath my coat... Good reason, huh?

Because I have a an intricate network of atomic all over the globe that will be triggered in a precise order should my heart stop beating. This order specifically shall set off a thermo-atmospheric chain reaction causing the oxygen of the planet's atmosphere to combust, burning, and burning, and burning untill completely exhausted, killing every living thing on the surface of the earth, and every creature beneath it that needs oxygen to survive. That being said. Are you a girl? you certainly have long hair like a girl. But if you are not a girl, where are your boobies?

I fuqed up x.x "Network of atomic bombs." ffffuuu

xD You would be killed. lol

I can try. ^.^

There is always "Why so serious?"

because slaughtering a Greyhound Bus is kinda impossible to do...

but dem tires! TIRES!!

i have run flats!! MMWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You just right on ahead and slaughter me, but DO NOT expect me to clean it up after.

She'll do the cleaning >_>;

I like the perspective :D

thanks :3

Ooo, this character does seem interesting!