Went out with friends this weekend and one brought Skyrim. Popped it in and they had me the controller. So we go through the opening and I pick the lizard people.
(I have never played any of the Elder Scroll games but I have played Fallout so I was kind of okay)
My lizard guy is named Gygax and while everyone was out getting food I was messing around the region before going to the first village. So I picked flowers, berries, shrooms, and butterflywings. When everyone got back, we got through the first part of the game with a very easily distracted. Stealing potatoes, picking flowers, and eating everything in my ingredients list. Mmmm bone meal.
Finally I obtained the title of Thane after killing the dragon after the guards did all the work.
It was decided that he would find flowers, make sure no one was watching, pickem' and run away like a frilled lizard.