I can just picture the tyke saying "This clown better not be boring....and better make me some lunch."

That little punk better like cold pizza and Johnny Walker Red.

HAH! You're gonna make a great parent dude. XD

so Dickins-esque

You're always thinking about my c**k, aren't you?

no, I was thinking of Dickins, with the lost son and that...


but yeah, Dicks

my bad.


still.... Dicks

Owwwwwwww poor kid had the misfortune of looking like his dad... rather than his mom...

Aren't you his mom?

Nawww he aint horny enough for that...

That's what I want to know who's the child's mom?

Nevermind

Why nevermind?

Because I know now who is the mom...I guess so...

Who?!

Like you said "Kadu's girlfriend is the mom".

Hee, hee, hee...

Or am I wrong?
And a pic of her? Or her name?

I'm always too busy to ask...

Oh, okay then

Neither one looks pleased to see the other

third time this week?

Shaddap!

He looks like hes used to being handled like a kitten.

Kick to the balls in three...two...one...

*Tip runs in from the right side of the frame and kicks*

ZERO!!!

Hey, ya know how eating costs so much these days? Double that cost, add the cost of yearly school supplies and a whoooooole lot of peanut butter.

Get ready to lose your battles. A lot

School?! PPfft!

What, are you going to educate him yourself? Or are you going to make me do it? -_-;

Well, you're his mom.

O_O
..... does this mean you're going to beat me?

Among other things, yeah.

..... I guess I'll try to bear through it T_T Not even a month over 18 and already married to an abusive spouse

Shut up, bitch! * SLAP! *

*yips and gets down on my knees*

Now make me a turkey pot pie!

*goes into the kitchen right away and makes one*

I would irl. But in playful rp, I enjoy it too much ;3

I give threats when a man starts going too far, and if he doesn't relent, I carry them out.

"'Abort!' I said! 'ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! Bring me... A KNITTING NEEDLE!!'"

Let's hope he inherited his genetics from his mother father than his father... if not he's going to be in a whole lot of trouble.

Unlike you, he knows who is father is.

And if I were the kid, I'd regret EVER knowing!

I may take you boyfriend away again and have him babysit.

Maybe so but he'd come back to me; when child services realise what a bad parent you are they'll lock you up... then you'll be everyone's bitch!

There's no 'then' about it... he already is...

So say two of my former bitches...

I've never been your bitch - You may have stolen me away, but you never actually did anything before I managed to get back

Well.... there is all that c*** sucking...

That's a poor reason to call someone your bitch... I'm afraid your reasoning is weak, just like you.

Well, you'd "weak"...

But it wouldn't be because of you... You wouldn't have the stamina to keep up with me.

So you're a bigger whore than I am a stud...

Just because I can go longer than a self proclaimed stud, it doesn't make me a whore... That implys I sleep around a lot, I just have plenty of experience with my one and only stallion.

Let me put it this way: SHUT UP!

*chuckles* So that's your final say on the matter?

Bite me - that's my final say.

*grins showing his sharp teeth* Are you sure you want those words to be your final say?

My foot up your ass is my final say.

And there was me thinking you wanted your cock to go up there. Ah well, there are some fetishes that just don't make sense...

Oh good god, you made another you!

*Runs off*

HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!

Hmm, for having your genetics the kid seems to have turned out ok. Now if only his mom can keep you from turning him into an ass then all will be well.

The punk and little punk. HAUHUAA I said that in the pac's picture, but i will repeat: At least you were bi-curious sometime in your life XD. haahhahhah

Dont worry, train him like you, Dieff will love to know that XD

Kadu's girlfriend is the mom.

Who's Kadu's girlfriend?

Looks like you'd better give up the fighting - You've got a dependant now, wouldn't want to risk yourself

Risk THIS!

*grins* now now, dont set a bad exmple for your kid, after all you wouldnt want him growing up to be, well, like you...

Don't make me beat up your boyfriend again....

Hehehe All you do is run your mouth, and all I hear is the same thing over and over again 'blah blah blah'.

Still, you've got a kid now and we wouldn't want you getting hurt...

Holy crap you ACTUALLY...um...I...you had sex with??


Ive NEVER been that drunk...thats all I'm sayin.

You just couldn't get it up.

For a woman....while I'm drunk??

Not really.

That's the difference between you and me. I'm ROCK HARD at WILL, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

So your....bisexual??

If it was your will...then it was YOUR idea.

When I'm drunk, I can confuse genders. Like when I got drunk and thought you were male...

I think all those shots to the head are FINALLY catching up with you. Drunk or sober I see the truth about you..

bitch...

Let me put it this way: SHUT UP! You're going to talk your way into another ass whuppin.

Blondie....settle the hell down.

In case you don't remember..last time I left YOU in dreamland in the middle of Kadu's ghetto.

I know you have brain damage, so I'll keep it simple.

Stand with me, work with me, and we can rule this little world.

Keep fighing against me...and you might as well call the hospital and make reservations!

I'll keep you around for as long as I find you amusing...

The feeling is mutual

So..you and Kadu in cage...that's the word on the street anyways.

Which street? What else have you heard?

Warhorse....I'm not at liberty to tell you that. I'm a rat...but I'm not a FUCKING SNITCH!!

IF it's true - what would you like to see in the way of... everything?

We...took Kadu down a notch last time.

I think its time to bury him. I want to see him beaten..bloody...and on the end of YOUR dick.

You make it happen.

Sounds good to me, but you know Nexus and his boy's ass...

*laughs* oh yes I do....

I have a hit list for that gang, see I'm checking them off one at a time.

Wait till you see what I (we) have cooked up next. I'll leave Kadu for you though.

IM HEARING ALL YOUR DIRTY PLANS, Sewer guinea. Such a petulance try to take the entire gang down....tsc tsc...the gang is well organized, better than you think (see the chart). There's a reason why they rule that peninsula for all that years. They know everything in that area, from everyone, they will broke you down, break some hearts and some rules. You will need a masterpiece plan to disarrange the whole system. heh, good luck.

And a masterpiece plan, is exactly what I have.

I have never been scared to do things by myself, I shall take the gang out at its foundation. One member at a time, I have something special for each and every one of them. A custom made nightmare for them to enjoy.

How's Kadu's head?! What's left of it, anyway...

As good as your arm.

Hope he is like his dad

* smooch * Thanks, baby.

*Blush's* Thank you sir.

Well that is a striking similarities. I wonder who he'll trun out like?

(S.O.Husky shows up from a corner and slaps a Trojan label on this picture)

SOH: "TROJAN! you should have worn a condom... Stoopid head."

That's your mother's motto, and who knows who your father is...

Who is the mother of your child or should I say who is the 2nd father of this child.

Poor brat proberly never had a mother.

My father's name is zeus for my nickname is, Jesus christ. XD lol!

Well, you're a big mother...

Thats mother fucker to you buddy btw give yours all my best (blows a kiss)

I think you just hate women because you know

you're sexist

I think you would make a handsome husband dude

Thanks! You wanna be my wife?

As long as I do not have to wear skirts with flowers printed on...

That's the joke, ASS WIPE.

What a tiny cock you have, NEUTER...

You too. You're the mother... fucker.

That kid looks utterly unimpressed.

Is it bad I cant stop "Thinking" about this :u

Why do you?

Forget it!

I'M the threat to the world!

Bend over, bitch!

LMFAO!!! X'1000!!!

He really looks like he´s gonna be the joy of your live XD

He'll learn to obey.

Remember, there are no bad kids, only bad parents ;D

Pfft!

If Squirt would do a quick karate move knocking you down, this would be most sexy

Dude, give'em to Phoenix, oh wait, too late, he's already too much like his dad.

Who's Phoenix?

My sona you idiot T_T

Oh. You. I forgot you.

Remember. You asked me about the war planes. And I said I'd do it as a comish. Btw, consider your ass kicked.

"Dad..one day I a gonna fuck you so hard..." XD

And I bet YOU'LL draw it...

Hmmmmm.... I'll take the adult/daddy anytime, no time to waste on tykes or twinks.

But Squirt is so CUUUUTE!

I agree...

No Warhorse sperm is worth 10 k eatch time he jizzes and sells it he prop has thousands and thousands of kids he could care less about lol...hes a breeder horse XD hes walys naked most the time

True!