This song is a spoof to the Stonecutters' Anthem "We Do!" from The Simpsons, written entirely for humor!

Lyrics for those unable to download the file:

Who has tails on their derrieres?
Who keeps My Little Pony on the air?
We do! We do!
Who makes minotaurs look cute?
Who makes parades with fursuits?
We do! We do!
Who never goes to cons in a car?
Who makes 2 the Gryphon a star?
We do! We do!
Who serves Uncle Kage wine?
Who thinks foxes are so fine?
We do! We do!