The only scenic photography I could take around here is the window of that house that has had their television on non-stop for the past twenty-three years.

lolwut wheres that?

Down the street from me.

This photograph entails the aftermath of little Sally's final romp on her brand new "big girl bike", awarded to her for a straight-A report card from P.S. 138 after she watched a particular episode of Dora the Explorer. Little Sally propped her bike on the railing of the cheap condominiums where her family lives, both parents too busy working two jobs each just to break even with our economy. Sally went careening face-first over the railing where her bike collided with the rusted roof of an '88 Lincoln, then bounded a good twenty feet across the parking lot and into this ditch. Sally's body flung from the initial collision with the vehicle and was later found unconscious and suspended from the clothesline seen in the background. It is entitled, "Sally Hits Transwarp".