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Another unfinished pic.
Yet again I'm planning to finish it. ^^
It's a anthro version of my favourite stand-up comedian.
ALEX AGNEW.
Yet again I'm planning to finish it. ^^
It's a anthro version of my favourite stand-up comedian.
ALEX AGNEW.
Category All / All
Species Wolf
Size 480 x 640px
File Size 71.1 kB
Heres the translation. (Here's also the poriginal video if you wanna give it a try. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sw4HVgbWh0 )
"You from what i get bloodthirsty?
Put me at 6 PM, in the line, at the supermarket...
Yep that's it.
At 6 PM with all the rest of the world, because that's when everybody goes. And then you stand there with rows next to eachother. Everybody has just one tought in their heads.
"This goes too slow... TThis goes too slow, everyday i say I'm gonna get here earlier, but no here i am with all the rest of the world. This goes too slow, this goes too slow.
Also, what a dumb music is do they put on here."
Who got even the tought of putting this on. Oh man this goes waay to slow. First i stood in that line then it got too slow there, i got here, and now it goes perfectly fast there. That could'nt have gone differently."
If the guy behind rides one more time with his cart in my ass i'll kill him. Hmm peter van Asbroek? Looks like he can't even driev with a supermarket cart."
"If that toddler does'nt stop with crying now i'll break his neck! Shit it's my toddler."
And if it goes too slow and I'm bored. I begin to do strange things... Yeah, i start to count all the affairs the guy in front of me has in his cart. "9 10 11 12.. Yes those are 12 affairs. And you're only allowed to have 10 at this line. And madam behind the check out does'nt find it worth a try to tell him huh?" And those cashiers don't give a fuck anymore.
Long ago it was lots better. Then everything was done manually, those cashiers knew all the prices out of their head. "Cucumber *ticking sound* A bow of dash *ticking sound*.
And how are you? How is it with the children?"
Remember? We frisked trough the supermarket with flowers in our hair... But now they all scan all those prices..
YEah, the guy in front of me is still packing everything meanwhile my garbage begins to fly over that scanner with mach 3 like... *beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep Wait! beepbeepbeep B..but wait! beepbeepbeepbeep But i still have to beepbeepbeepbeep but my girlsfriend is beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep i still need cigarbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep somebeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep* That's $125,50 please!
"I HAVE'NT PACKED ANYTHING YET BITCH!!!!"
I'm so fucked up when i go to the supermarket that i start to class all my affairs with weight and size so i can pack them faster when I'm there. Going to the supermarket shouls'nt be that stressful! But it is! It's the biggest stress of your day!!
Then i try to pack everything in those bags but they always tick on each other. Pull one out, you got 40.
OR they're all always sealed too hard. C'mon what that? An IQ test? How many time have you stood there. *imitates to open the bags* uh...uh...uh.. But they won't opeeeeen!! Waaaaa!
Every ones else behind you... *sisghs* Oh that's SURELY GOING TO HELP!!!!! WOW THEY ALL OPEN THEMSELVES NOW!!!! And then you try to pack everything...you get affair from wich you think "Never seen that before." And when you think you've reached the breakpoint, they start to ask questions to you at the check-out... "Do you have a happydays week-end card?" "NOOOO!!!!" Or my favourite question of all times.... "The correct amount sir?"..... "NO TYPE IN WHAT YOU WANT!!!! I don't give a fuck anymore, as long as i can get out with all this garbage! And finally eureka!! You've packed everything in those bags you wanne go, you take your bag. AND IT ALL IS STILL THERE!! (<- Phrase of the pic)
Because they can't make anymore bags that can take more than the weight of an empty pack of cigarettes,
(More human than human end)
and this joke is completely known becuase, do you getn some more bags? DO YOU GET THOSE? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE?
I did'nt know what happened to me! All those affairs laid there. "huh? MY old place is'nt the same anymroe, uhh.."
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? Put them one by one in my ass??? There a table lamp with it. C'mon!!!
Where's my bag??
....You'll have to pay for one." WHAT??? I'VE BOUGHT SO FEW THINGS AND IT ALREADY COSTS SO MUCH, AND NOW I EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR DRAGGING THIS HIT HOME, ARE YOU CRAZY? GIVE ME ONE NOW!!!!! If you don't pay, you don't get a bag... Last chance!
....If you don't pay you don't.....
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
And then you shave your head bald... and you buy a fucking shotgun. *imitates shooting himself in the head.*
(Larger than life end)
and this joke is completely known becuase, do you getn some more bags
What happend to it? there was a long time the bags dissapeared from the racks. there was just a black hole... But then the bags came back... but if you try to take one now the cvashier does *Ummm.. What are you planning to so sir?" "Excuse me? I'm trying to get a bag..." "You're trying to get a bag?" "Well i could try to anally implant everything, but i tought let's be silly and take a bag." "Allright then that 10 pennies..."
"10 pennies? Why?" "For the enivorment." "Oh allright i get it! When i have some bags at home i think "hmm let's take some bags with so i don't have to pay for one. Then you're in the line at the supermarket. "Shit, they're still in the car".
"I don't care about this shit i'm just gonna take a bag." "10 pennies!! "Madam! I have a gun! I'm taking a bag and you don't type 10 pennies!" "My finger is above the button" "Last chance!" "My finger is above the button" "I TAKE THE BAG!!" "TEN PENNIES!" *imitates shooting the cashier.*
"You from what i get bloodthirsty?
Put me at 6 PM, in the line, at the supermarket...
Yep that's it.
At 6 PM with all the rest of the world, because that's when everybody goes. And then you stand there with rows next to eachother. Everybody has just one tought in their heads.
"This goes too slow... TThis goes too slow, everyday i say I'm gonna get here earlier, but no here i am with all the rest of the world. This goes too slow, this goes too slow.
Also, what a dumb music is do they put on here."
Who got even the tought of putting this on. Oh man this goes waay to slow. First i stood in that line then it got too slow there, i got here, and now it goes perfectly fast there. That could'nt have gone differently."
If the guy behind rides one more time with his cart in my ass i'll kill him. Hmm peter van Asbroek? Looks like he can't even driev with a supermarket cart."
"If that toddler does'nt stop with crying now i'll break his neck! Shit it's my toddler."
And if it goes too slow and I'm bored. I begin to do strange things... Yeah, i start to count all the affairs the guy in front of me has in his cart. "9 10 11 12.. Yes those are 12 affairs. And you're only allowed to have 10 at this line. And madam behind the check out does'nt find it worth a try to tell him huh?" And those cashiers don't give a fuck anymore.
Long ago it was lots better. Then everything was done manually, those cashiers knew all the prices out of their head. "Cucumber *ticking sound* A bow of dash *ticking sound*.
And how are you? How is it with the children?"
Remember? We frisked trough the supermarket with flowers in our hair... But now they all scan all those prices..
YEah, the guy in front of me is still packing everything meanwhile my garbage begins to fly over that scanner with mach 3 like... *beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep Wait! beepbeepbeep B..but wait! beepbeepbeepbeep But i still have to beepbeepbeepbeep but my girlsfriend is beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep i still need cigarbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep somebeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep* That's $125,50 please!
"I HAVE'NT PACKED ANYTHING YET BITCH!!!!"
I'm so fucked up when i go to the supermarket that i start to class all my affairs with weight and size so i can pack them faster when I'm there. Going to the supermarket shouls'nt be that stressful! But it is! It's the biggest stress of your day!!
Then i try to pack everything in those bags but they always tick on each other. Pull one out, you got 40.
OR they're all always sealed too hard. C'mon what that? An IQ test? How many time have you stood there. *imitates to open the bags* uh...uh...uh.. But they won't opeeeeen!! Waaaaa!
Every ones else behind you... *sisghs* Oh that's SURELY GOING TO HELP!!!!! WOW THEY ALL OPEN THEMSELVES NOW!!!! And then you try to pack everything...you get affair from wich you think "Never seen that before." And when you think you've reached the breakpoint, they start to ask questions to you at the check-out... "Do you have a happydays week-end card?" "NOOOO!!!!" Or my favourite question of all times.... "The correct amount sir?"..... "NO TYPE IN WHAT YOU WANT!!!! I don't give a fuck anymore, as long as i can get out with all this garbage! And finally eureka!! You've packed everything in those bags you wanne go, you take your bag. AND IT ALL IS STILL THERE!! (<- Phrase of the pic)
Because they can't make anymore bags that can take more than the weight of an empty pack of cigarettes,
(More human than human end)
and this joke is completely known becuase, do you getn some more bags? DO YOU GET THOSE? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE?
I did'nt know what happened to me! All those affairs laid there. "huh? MY old place is'nt the same anymroe, uhh.."
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS? Put them one by one in my ass??? There a table lamp with it. C'mon!!!
Where's my bag??
....You'll have to pay for one." WHAT??? I'VE BOUGHT SO FEW THINGS AND IT ALREADY COSTS SO MUCH, AND NOW I EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR DRAGGING THIS HIT HOME, ARE YOU CRAZY? GIVE ME ONE NOW!!!!! If you don't pay, you don't get a bag... Last chance!
....If you don't pay you don't.....
FUCK YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!
And then you shave your head bald... and you buy a fucking shotgun. *imitates shooting himself in the head.*
(Larger than life end)
and this joke is completely known becuase, do you getn some more bags
What happend to it? there was a long time the bags dissapeared from the racks. there was just a black hole... But then the bags came back... but if you try to take one now the cvashier does *Ummm.. What are you planning to so sir?" "Excuse me? I'm trying to get a bag..." "You're trying to get a bag?" "Well i could try to anally implant everything, but i tought let's be silly and take a bag." "Allright then that 10 pennies..."
"10 pennies? Why?" "For the enivorment." "Oh allright i get it! When i have some bags at home i think "hmm let's take some bags with so i don't have to pay for one. Then you're in the line at the supermarket. "Shit, they're still in the car".
"I don't care about this shit i'm just gonna take a bag." "10 pennies!! "Madam! I have a gun! I'm taking a bag and you don't type 10 pennies!" "My finger is above the button" "Last chance!" "My finger is above the button" "I TAKE THE BAG!!" "TEN PENNIES!" *imitates shooting the cashier.*
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