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Brilliant, absolutely, mouthwateringly brilliant. X3
How to Make Fried Twitterbird:
You will need...
1 (3 pound) whole Twitterbird, cut into pieces (Don't be afraid to rough it up or threaten it's family. After all, there's plenty more where it came from)
1 cup all-purpose flour
salt to taste (Twitterbirds can be notoriously gamey and might need some seasoning, try some Old Spice or toss it in the Atlantic to marinate for 24 hours)
ground black pepper to taste
1 teaspoon paprika
1 quart vegetable oil for frying
Directions
First, season the Twitterbird pieces with salt, pepper, and paprika. Roll in flour. Next pour 1/2 to 3/4 inches of oil to a large, heavy skillet. Heat to approximately 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). Place Twitterbird pieces in hot oil. Cover, and fry until golden, turning once, 15 to 20 minutes. Drain on paper towels.
Surgeon's General Notice:
We have determined through extensive testing and research that the Twitterbird is a healthy and nutritious snack for all the family to enjoy. It is not linked in any way to hair loss, hair growth, baldness, tooth decay, or incontinence and is a known cure for cancer.
How to Make Fried Twitterbird:
You will need...
1 (3 pound) whole Twitterbird, cut into pieces (Don't be afraid to rough it up or threaten it's family. After all, there's plenty more where it came from)
1 cup all-purpose flour
salt to taste (Twitterbirds can be notoriously gamey and might need some seasoning, try some Old Spice or toss it in the Atlantic to marinate for 24 hours)
ground black pepper to taste
1 teaspoon paprika
1 quart vegetable oil for frying
Directions
First, season the Twitterbird pieces with salt, pepper, and paprika. Roll in flour. Next pour 1/2 to 3/4 inches of oil to a large, heavy skillet. Heat to approximately 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). Place Twitterbird pieces in hot oil. Cover, and fry until golden, turning once, 15 to 20 minutes. Drain on paper towels.
Surgeon's General Notice:
We have determined through extensive testing and research that the Twitterbird is a healthy and nutritious snack for all the family to enjoy. It is not linked in any way to hair loss, hair growth, baldness, tooth decay, or incontinence and is a known cure for cancer.
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