
Siamese....
Category All / All
Species Housecat
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A cat as guardian angel? I don' t know how well that would work out in practice. I can imagine the following incident:
Helpless Mortal: "Help! My SUV is on fire and out of control! I'm going to collide simultaneously with a school bus full of orphaned lepers and a tanker trailer of nitroglycerin!"
Cat Guardian Angel: "In a minute! Can't you see I'm eating my Friskies."
HM: "But I only have microseconds to live!"
CGA: "It'll just have to wait."
HM: "Noooooo -- KA-BLAM!"
CGA: "Just as well, I feel like taking a nap now anyway."
Helpless Mortal: "Help! My SUV is on fire and out of control! I'm going to collide simultaneously with a school bus full of orphaned lepers and a tanker trailer of nitroglycerin!"
Cat Guardian Angel: "In a minute! Can't you see I'm eating my Friskies."
HM: "But I only have microseconds to live!"
CGA: "It'll just have to wait."
HM: "Noooooo -- KA-BLAM!"
CGA: "Just as well, I feel like taking a nap now anyway."
It truly depends on the cat. The Evil Peep... Absolutely. Shadow... He'd be happy to help, he just wouldn't know how. Sully... He'd pull you out pf the burning car. Ditto Saffron. Polly... would go get an exstingisher, put out the fire and cry. Cleo... would pull you out of the car so you could open a can of cat food. Squeak would call 911, then cry.
Nefertiti, the old Siamese who is the subject of this exercise, would pull you out of the car, then bust you upside the head for disturbing her.
Nefertiti, the old Siamese who is the subject of this exercise, would pull you out of the car, then bust you upside the head for disturbing her.
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