In her search for ironic delight, Destiny Wilmont spends her time creating a quite good in-joke that only she will enjoy. As her shapeshifting tendencies arise, she lets her subjects know of the clever dedication to the cause of secretly humiliating individuals in the only way she knows how; by making them wear ridiculous things.

But the night has passed. She awakes to find her dreams destroyed. Instead of taking the honorable path, she lets her emotions get the better of her. Indeed, this is the collapse of all good comedians. What could've been a promising career leap only led to her downfall.

In tears, she contacts the White Knight Squadron League to aid her in her time of distress. Brave Paladin Westchruch McHasslehoff, Archmage Hickle Spidoo, and the ever popular with the kids, the Moon Cleric P. Diddy Dong Dangel Dippy Dosh Dongle Drush Dogwood Dreamcatcher Dopamine Dropper.

The three heroes, not knowing the true nature of their quest, set foot out into the cold wilderness of the Kingdom. It then becomes apparent that the emulator you're playing this on doesn't run the image file correctly and you can't continue on. You sigh dejectedly and decide to just play Super Metroid again.