What'll Selket Greens get me?

armed escort through any level 35-40 zone of your choosing, plus option to win any drinking contest for you at the local inn!

Buff and busty chocobos? Awesome.

Buff and busty chocobo knights? Epic.

haha, i guess it can always get better! :]

Indeed. Bigger all the way! XD

heheh chocobo's are awesome. *nods* look good in Armour. c:

i agree! something about sleek curves juxtaposed with sharp edges makes me think of birds. :]

Woah... Now that's an impressive suit! And considering her 'normal' size, it's probably built along the scale of a siege engine. She bare knuckle it for combat or use a mace the size of an engine block? The armor 'crest' is sensibly impressive.

Hmm. Chocolana poured into a suit. *Considers other suit options for pouring* Yow.

thanks, seritaph! the suit is lighter than it seems, but you're right, it's big and roomy. it has to be, in order to comfortably fit all that fluff and buff! while she tends to have a big ol' broadsword slung across her back when traveling, she rarely needs to use it. perhaps unsurprisingly, folks and monsters don't really pick fights with her!

and what other suit options did you have in mind? :]

A very good point on her not having to limber up the sword all that often; reminds me of the comedian who used to talk about being the biggest guy at parties. He noted you don't really have to do much at that size but just wander around and look, well..., big. And, of course, say hello to the other big guys, since you all just kinda bump into each other and let all the little folks fall down around you. :)

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Well, since you ask. StreamofconciousnessastowhatIseeChocolanapouredin!

Firstly, business suit. Mostly cuz something about her sitting behind a far too small desk thoughtfully squinting at the computer screen and tapping away on a keyboard amuses me. Also, the way a tie would just run off the cliff edge of her chest and dangle over the gulf. Besides, buttons to pop when she gets excited!

Secondly, dive suit. Why? Cuz seeing her in one that was her size would be the epitome of "poured in." Aaaand I'm a perv for 'em, shutup. Not to mention a suited bird of her size doing a cannonball into the middle of the pool would result in 1. hilarity as everyone tried to duck and cover from the tidal wave and 2. a mostly empty pool and a self satisfied fluffy sort in the middle.

Last. Purple rubber tshirt! Why? Because! Shiny. Curvy. Oh so very shiny and curvy.... And so ridiculously magnifying of curves already there. It'd be mind boggling. Walking into a room where she was wearing that would make this hat right here http://www.furaffinity.net/full/3955906/ go 'zing!' into the air and hover for a few moments before being grabbed back down.

"How'd you do that with the hat?"

"How'd you fit into that shirt?!?"

Some questions are tough to answer.

haha! wow, you paint some very compelling mental pictures for outfits. all three of them are great, i love them! could make for a fun collage of sorts... including the gravity-defying hat-flip. i'll most definitely keep them in mind; thank you for indulging my curiosity! :]

(but seriously, how DO you do that with the hat?!)

I hope she might be looking-for-group, we could use a knight to keep the spellcasters in line.

haha! the nice thing is that you'll always be able to see her in the middle of a mob of monsters!

Makes her that much easier to target for heals!